Berger took classified material

Good points, although if you are right, then we will probably never know the truth.

A sincere wish for a happy and prosperous new year for you and yours,
BiR

 

Not in this life anyway.

Thank you BiR, and for you and yours as well.

HankD

 

The Berger briefs
By Russ Vaughn

OK, so I lied, in a manner of sorts,
About what I'd stuffed down inside my shorts.
I should think you're now quite satisfied
That the Berger briefs are declassified.
From jockey shorts down to my socks,
Was a virtual vault for secret docs.
It's a style my president set for me,
Just a quick unzip, they'll never see.

Alas, I'm not as slick as Bill,
Don't have his dexterous zipping skill.
But so what clandestine old reports
Were sequestered secretly in my shorts?
So I took a report and may have shred it?
That's commonly called a Clinton edit.
Imagine if Kerry had somehow prevailed;
I'd be Secretary of State, not nearly jailed.

Some folks I'm sure are going to insist,
That I got off too easy, a slap on the wrist;
But Bush has me locked in a political pillory,
Awaiting release by the 'Pardon Queen,' Hillary.
Sure, as a crook, I should've developed more skill
After serving such masters as shrewd Hil and Bill;
But with document dodges, I'm not truly handy,
I'm not a Slick Willie, more an ol' Sad Sack Sandy.