Caption Contest Revisited

So kids, let this be a lesson to you. Oxycontin abuse doen't free your mind , it fries it.

 

I promise I did not make insider trades. See! I have a halo! Martha Stewart doesn't have a halo.

 

DeLay: Hey these boots are every bit as good as real Texas cowboy boots------only cheaper.And the best thing is that you can stash a lot of cash inside em while wearin em.

 

Bush: I want to make this perfectly clear, the person I was shaking hands with is not an alien but an undocumented space worker who came here to work jobs that Americans do not want to do.

 

Bush You know all you folks need is a pretty little song to cheer you up.
Bush (singing):
Don't cry for me Hurricane Katrina
The truth is you never left me
All through my wild daze
My mad existence
I had to keep a promise
Dont keep your distance

 

"I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could—if that were your sole purpose—you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down
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Mr. Bennett, you need your mouth washed out with soap!

 

So Mike, you say you want to follow in my footsteps and be the next President of the United States? Do you want my little black book too?

 

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George Bush Senior: Take it from me son, you can be anything you want, a President or a Dictator but their will always be someone else who will be pulling the strings.

President Bush: Thats not true Poppy. Karl Rove said that would never happen as long as he and I remain good Buddies.

 

Hey Poppy since I am President now and you aren't, would you mind standing shorter than me or maybe stoop a little bit.

 

Bork Borks Bjork




SHE IS A DISASTER!

 

Unbeknownst to Bush officals Harriet did have a secret.

AND

 

George Bush promised me the Moon and the stars if I would decieve my followers into voting for him. So far I have the Moon.

 

Boy, those Angels look like they're having fun.....