Caption Contest Revisited

"March steadily onwards my faithful martial law advocates the troops must be fully across the Rubicon before daylight dawns on the slumbering inhabitants of the land of the free!" Hail Bush!

 

Karl Rove: "No no, I think you look great in the black knight Halloween costume George, I just think that for propaganda purposes the 'shining armor' would be better in the photo op."

 

Screen Grab from the realistic new video game Operation Safe Containment.

Be in command of the most highly trained and disciplined U.S. and multinational military police forces ever to step foot on American soil along with a special platoon of plain clothed civilian contractors. Your success will be assured with a full compliment of the latest lethal and non lethal weapons at your disposal such as microwave pain rays and compressed air blasters able to knock civilians off their feet at distances out to 150 meters. Pepper ball machine guns with select fire capability and the BATF old favorite sonic disturbance aperatus that will play all your favorite death metal songs in digital suround at decibels guaranteed to make anyone come out from hiding within hours of flipping the switch.

Your mission: Now that the outdated and quaint Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 and Habeas Corpus has been repealed you must defend and protect the civilian population of the United States from the outbreak of a predicted flu pandemic sometime in the near future.

Stage 1: Move into civilian population centers (see inset map) confiscate all legally owned firearms and give no receipts. These can be cashed in later for bonus points, extra rations and munitions.

Stage 2: Round up all civilian adults and children seperate male from female according to age and ethnicity record all biometric data and tag subjects with specially prepared RFID then load them onto high tech evac vehicles that automatically transport them to secret containment locations inside the CONUS region and other designated points in the North American Community with sustainable global governance.


Stage 3: Work with specially trained United Nations Peace Keeping forces to decontaminate the population centers that have now been cleared. This includes sorting and loading all valuables that will be auctioned off at designated IMF centers around the globe.

This game is the product of Endless Neocon Wargames International in association with the International Monetary Fund, World Bank, United Nations, WTO, WHO, and the New World Order Supreme Unelected Global Command (NWOSUGC). All patents and copyrights apply. You do not have permission to reuse record or otherwise make a profit from this production unless express written permission is obtained from NWOSUGC.


Disclaimer: Only those of military rank of First Sargent or below and civilian contractors in non command positions will held accountable for crimes against humanity.

[ October 14, 2005, 03:59 AM: Message edited by: poncho ]

 

"I shoulda listened to Col Larry Wilkerson"