Caption Contest Revisited

Scooter Libby scoots on crutches,
on crutches Scooter scoots,
If Scooter scoots sooner,
surely soon Scooter will scoot.

 

Mr.Sulu : Condi go out with me!

Condi: I can't go out with you

Mr. Sulu: Come on! ..Come out with me

Condi: I am not coming out with you

Mr. Sulu: Will you marry me?

Condi: Yes

 

Donald Rumsfield in the re-make of "Home Alone"

 

Hey Condi when you are asked to dance, let him lead.

 

I want to thank the acadamy and especially thank all the little people I stepped on and yet were gullible enough to still believe in me.

 

And so bretheren, I tell you verily that thou mayest understand that even though I be against Baptisim that now, yea even now, I am for it.

 

Rocko, you're killing me!
I'm so glad I found this thread tonight.

 

Thanks Gina,
Sometimes I spend way too much time in the Caption area on the BB,
Guess I'm addicted to it.

 

SUMO GUY: OH! CONDI WILL YOU COME OVER FOR DINNER

CONDI: SURE...WHATS ON THE MENU

SUMO GUY: CHICKEN AND SOME OTHER SIDE DISH

CONDI: DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING DESSERT

SUMO GUY: NO...BUT IF YOU COULD BRING OVER UNCLE
BEN THAT WOULD BE DOUBLE THE FUN.

CONDI: SAY WHA!?

 

Don't mess with me Mr. President.
Don't make me have to show you what
float like a butterfly
sting like a bee means.

 

George Junior learns how to us the 1,000 points of light super powers that his father had taught him and tries to recall the advice that was given to him.
Bush (thinking): Was that use powers for good or use powers for evil?

 

"Hmmm. Are you SURE nobody's watching us? You know how they got on me about the shoes, they'll get REALLY upset if they see me here buying Walkman's! Hey, how much is that gold one? That's really pretty!"

 

Good post Gina L., I think some of can have some real fun with this picture

 

Hey Rocko didn't you mean it this way...pardon
the premptive edit.



The Press loves me they really,really love me.
( with apologies to Sally Field after she won an acadamy award two times in a row.)

 

Thanks, Aslanspal.Sometimes I can be so lysdexic, sort of like this guy below.

 

No, I never read THIS book! The pretzel crumbs between the pages? It was a set-up. I demand my own scientists analyze them.

Cheney whispers in background: "uh, Mr. President, they're accusing you of NOT reading it!"