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    Guy talking to Jesse Jackson: Is this a party or a funeral?
     
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    O.K. Mr. President, I don't see any cavities but next time please schedule an office visit.
     
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    I'm going to hold my breath until they give me what I want on the Patriot Act.
     
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    Mr. President, please swallow the pretzels you have already before you take more.
     
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    What? Dylan and Kelly broke up years ago? NO WAY!
     
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    Kerry: If I hear you say a "a bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush" one more time, I'm gonna clobber you!
     
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    Bush: Next I will demonstrate the importance of following OSHA Saftey guidelines by dropping this hammer on this unsuspecting persons head. Lets see if his hard hat will stand up to the test.
     
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    Bush:Wanna feel my muscle? Keep feeling around it's in there somewhere.
     
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    And now look at the guy on the left. Can you believe he once caused a serious auto accident while driving drunk? Went AWOL from National Guard service (which had gotten him out of going to VietNam.) Spent $700,000,000 of money earmarked for Afghanistan to plan the war on Iraq. Awarded non-competitive contracts to Haliburton.
    Turned a $250,000,000 budget surplus (in 2001) into a $500,000,000 deeficit in only 3 years?

    What a guy!
     
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    Wife:Oh Dear! there is this half man half chimp looking character crouching outside our window with headphones on and a parabolic dish in his or its hand.

    Hubby:Oh that just George W. Bush...haven't you
    heard he's the new Boogey Man.
     
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    Lord, I hope you understand that I am just trying to cover all my bases when I made that statement about "We all worship the same God".
     
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    Voice From above: I am sorry, the number that you have just dialed is not available. Please dial 1 plus the area code plus the number.If you feel this message is in error, please hang up and dial again or call your operator.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, the female Howard Dean. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!

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    Joseph Botwinick
     
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    Blank Stare Lincoln: She looks like a female Homer Simpson staring at a donut. I can see the resemblance. [​IMG]

    Joseph Botwinick
     
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, the conservative version of Howard Dean.

    Joseph Botwinick
     
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    I've got to stay like this until I con the "Christian" vote...I've got to stay like this until I con the "Christian" vote...I've got to...ZZZZZZZzzzzzz

    [ January 11, 2006, 11:46 AM: Message edited by: Pete ]
     
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    Costello: Now where should I put the knife?
    The rest of Australia: WAIT YOUR TURN!!


    For the foreigners: little guy in front is "honest" johnny howard, Prime Minister of Australia (*CHOKE*), "Man of Steal" according to Dubya (Surely he didn't mean "Man of Steel"), and "Dubya's lap dog" to everyone else. Behind him is johnny's loyal (*CHOKE*) deputy P.M. Peter Costello...a man who can get more contempt and sarcasm across in one grin than I can with a dozen BB posts (Yes, that bad ;) )...and Peter wants johnny's job.
     
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    ".....well why not? It worked for Bush."
     
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