Caption Contest

More Hilliary and John:

John: Hey, didn't the Diamondbacks beat the Yankees in the World Series a few years back!

Hilliary: Really? Let me ask Randy Johnson, who, just so happens, pitches for the YANKEES now!! You know, you should try pinstripes yourself!

 

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Shhhhhhh! Be bery, beery quiet. I'm huntin for wibererals. Uhuhuhuhuhuh!

[ August 28, 2005, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]

 

AP Jan 19 2009: Ken Lay is ecstatic after his
pardon and receiving the congressional medal
of freedom on the same day from President Bush.

 

Or it could read MP "If I did have a right to
drive or own a car and if I could see out of
this burka while its 120 degrees ..I just might
save on my car insurance by switching to Gieco...
even the caveman has more rights than I do!

 

Or it could read. . .

My husband went to Mecca, and all I got was this lousy burka!

 

Or it could read
Ricky Martin Fan Club
We Love You Ricky

 

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2003_9_laurabushchirac.jpg
Laura(thinking to herself): Oh, what I would give for a can of Lysol right now.

[ August 28, 2005, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]

 

Laura: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I did just eat at KFC".

 

http://www.medalofhonor.com/FranklinRooseveltAwards2.jpg
FDR:Congratulations on recieving the Medal of Honor
Lt. Commander Boone. I got some more great news for you.
Boone: Yes Mr. President, am I getting a promotion in rank?
FDR: No, but I did save a bundle of money on my car Insurance by switching to Geico.

[ August 28, 2005, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]

 

http://www.takeyourcountryback.com/DEAN/ENDORSEMENTS/IMAGES/cats_sm.jpg

Yeah, that's what he thought also.
http://www.acm.cs.rpi.edu/~lansil/blog/deankitty.jpg
Howard Dean. When it comes to cats , he is a flip flopper.
But the good news is before the cat died he did save a bundle on car insurance by switching to Geico.

[ August 28, 2005, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]

 

http://www.acm.cs.rpi.edu/~lansil/blog/deankitty.jpg

I can prove I have a brain! Why just watch the screen while I have this CAT scan.

[ August 28, 2005, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]

 

Vote for Clinton! Pick a Winner!

 

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Caption THIS!

 

It's a contract with America.
Just sign the dotted line.
The small print isn't important, just ignore it.

 

This is how Saddam is raising money for his legal defence.

http://www.gigglechick.com/erin/blog/saddam_geico.gif

[ August 28, 2005, 12:59 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]

 

I coulda been somebody. I could become a contender but they chose to use that gekko lizard over me ,Newt, as the Geico mascot.

 

Colins mind drifts away to a happier time


Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev’rybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance

Let’s go on a holiday
(let’s go to jamaica)
Fly in to montego bay
(let’s go to jamaica)
Maybe find a hideaway
(let’s go to jamaica)
We can limbo on the sand
To a steel drum band

Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev’rybody gets a chance
Come on and move your body down
Do the limbo dance
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev’rybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance

 

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John Bolton tries on his official U.N.Ambassador uniform.

[ August 28, 2005, 12:59 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]

 

Yes Mr. President. You want me to be the next U.N. Ambassador?
Yes sir , that is great news.
What? You have more great news? You saved a bundle of money by switching your car insurance to Geico?
Yes sir that is great news.