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Here's a little move I learned from Pat Robertson and Benny Hinn.

 

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King Abdullah: Please do not sing that song "Shiek of Arabic" in my presence again. I am the King you know.
Bush: Yes your highness, someday I too will be a King. Eh,eh,eh.

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Saddam singing in his best Agnetha impersonation...

Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find
I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind
Whatever happened to our love
I wish I understood
It used to be so nice, it used to be so good.....

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Saddam's other evil twin brother and his weapons of mass destruction.

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Good one, Diane!

 

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"Us Tareyton smokers had rather fight than switch."

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It's Love
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
Grab the old ladies
Everyone goes
Everyone knows
Brother Love's show

 

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Thanks to Evelyn Woods speed healing courses, Brother Newt has become more efficient in healing the masses.

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This is a joke from the late great Ronald Reagan
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And the story is that there was an agent overseas and happened to be in Ireland. And there was an emergency, and it was necessary to contact him immediately. So, they called in another agent, and they said, ``Now, you'll go there. His name is Murphy, and your recognition will be to say, `'Tis a fair day, but it'll be lovelier this evening.'''

So, he went to Ireland, a little town in Ireland, into the pub, elbowed himself up to the bar, ordered a drink, and then said to the bartender, ``How would I get in touch with Murphy?'' And the bartender says, ``Well, if it's Murphy the farmer you want, it's 2 miles down the road, and it's the farm on the left.'' He said, ``If it's Murphy the bootmaker, he's on the second floor of the building across the street. And,'' he says, ``my name is Murphy.'' So, he picked up the drink, and he said, ``Well, 'tis a fair day, but it'll be lovelier this evening.'' ``Oh,'' he said, ``it's Murphy the spy you want. Well, he's'' -- [laughter] -- --

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Oh yeah I can see Howard Dean now.
O.K. Howard, this is for what you did to my brother Fluffy!

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O.K. Mr. Fluffy, don't try anything cute.
Howard Dean wants to have a little talk with you.
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Support my campaign or the cat gets it!

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Somebody help me! I am just being used as a Politcal PAW n

If you elect me I promise free straying rights
and a cat liter box in every rooom! yeehaaaa!

If you elect me and my running mate here we will
expand the meals on wheels program and add
meals with mice!

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Hannity: Hey this is a good book. I wonder who wrote it?

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Hannity: Sorry buddy. There is only enough room in here for me and my books and my ego, as soon as I autograph this you'll have to go.

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Sean:"Live long and prosper"

Sorry, my first impression of the photo was that sean had Vulcan ears. I couldn't get past it.

 

Since you mentioned it One View, I can see the Vulcan ears.



Sean: "Live long and prosper". Oh sorry, I was just talking to myself again.

 

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Matt Drudge has been chosen to play the part of Maxwell Smart (agent 86) in the new Get Smart movie tenatively named "Sorry about that Chief"
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Don Adams could not be reached for comment.

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It's official. Karl Rove is toast.

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Tkanks to the brave valiant men of the U.S. Army, Fluffy was rescued out the evil hands of Dr. Howard Dean.

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Sharon: Yes Mr. President, I will gladly shake your hand but don't ask me to kiss you.

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