Saran wrap on the commode?
Put the handle of the fridge on the other side of the door?
Squeaky toy under his pillow?
Fake spider in his shoe?
Clear kool-aid instead of water? They made clear cherry flavored, after it settles, it looks just like water.
Replace his pants with ones that are one size smaller.
A five foot tall blow up bunny standing right outside the front door.
Something in his shoes that makes a noise like a chicken bawking every time he takes a step.
Ok, I'm out of ideas. LOL Well, not really, but they'd never all fit on here!
I'm about to go out and get my favorite movie to watch tonight after the girls go to bed. Tomorrow is the anniversary of my birth mom's death, and it has me in a crummy mood. Didn't know her much, but in a way knew her well. So...tonight will be spent feeling sorry for me, while the kids are in bed and don't have to witness it, and I don't want to do it tomorrow because then my eyes will be puffy Sunday and then I'll have to explain and I won't want to.
The only problem is, I can't remember what my favorite movie is. LOLOL I used to have all my favorite stuff written down on my old computer. I think it was "What Dreams May Come". Maybe I'll get two just in case.
Oooohhh, there is a totally totally stupid one a friend and I used to watch, some spoof on the army. No, navy. Whatever. They love me at Blockbuster, because I stand there and explain stuff like this. Sometimes they actually know what one I'm talking about!
Ok, I'm off to search for movies. See ya later!