Avoidance - an attempt to escape that which brings discomfort, anxiety, ...
The appeals using such words as “absurdity” do nothing to garner support for your view.
When urged to present edification, even given guidance by providing a series of questions, the response is avoidance?
I attempted to lead you into an understanding concerning God.
I give it here more plainly that the casual reader may understand.
Here is a principle concerning the nature and character of God.
God is not needy or desirous as humankind consider. Within the capacity to display His love, it does not come from motives relating to need.
Because God is all knowing, there is no capacity for Him to:
“wish for, want, long for, yearn for, crave, set one's heart on, hanker after/for, pine for/after, thirst for, itch for, be desperate for, be bent on, have a need for, covet, aspire to; have a fancy for, fancy, feel like, feel in need of;
informal: have a yen for, yen for, be dying for”
(list taken from here )
Rather, God always puts forth the best offer.
That you stumble over this insight allows for a misalignment of the truth and impugns the Biblical God by presenting a lesser authority.
I couldn't help noticing you left out His will. Since His will is important it seems to me you forget He did die for men to be saved. So His will is His desire and it's a good thing that it is. Your list of things God doesn't do is written by someone who has no idea of what God does or thinks. For instance God is Love. In order for Him to be Love He has to have what He Loves. Your list you have presented is false.
MB