Dumb Packaging Labels

[Jon-Marc]

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." Wouldn't that save time?
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside." So, you just rip the package open, read the details, and then put the package back on the shelf?
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Use like regular soap." So Dial soap isn't soap?
4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): ""Do not turn upside down." Oops! Too late!
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding" "Product will be hot after heating." That explains why it burned my hands.
6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron on body." So that's what I've been dong wrong.
7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine." Yes, we could prevent a lot of accidents if we could get those little kids out from behind the wheel of a car and off those forklifts.

 

[Alcott]

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside." So, you just rip the package open, read the details, and then put the package back on the shelf?.

No maybe after 40 years, the Frito Bandito has finally been paroled.

 

[Jon-Marc]

Here are some more.

8. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." One can only hope.
9. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." There's a third place to use them?
10. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." And what IS the "other use"?
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." People don't know that peanuts are nuts?
12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." Don't know what I'd do without those instructions.
13. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Has anyone actually done that?
14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." So that's why my pancakes tasted so funny.
15. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control." Has anyone ever died from swallowing a little toothpaste?
16. On a bottle of All laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine." I'm curious as to how many people wash their clothes in a washing machine while wearing them?

 

[Carolina Baptist]

17. On Toilet Duck bowl water treatment: "Treated water not harmful to children or pets. However it is not recomended that pets drink from the toildt." I guess children have the blue water all to themselves.