Elephant Jokes

[Salty]

Remember back in the 60's everyone was telling Elephant jokes

What are some of the best elephant jokes you remember
(I know at our age - it may be hard to remember)
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. how can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?
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you see his footprint in the butter

 

[just-want-peace]

Mouse to Elephant, “Mr Elephant, why you have such big ears?”
Elephant to mouse, “Cause God made me this way!”
M to E, “Mr Elephant, why you have such big feet?”
E to M, “Cause God made me this way!”
M to E, “Mr Elephant, why you have such a big nose?”
E to M, “Cause God made me this way! Let me ask you a question Mr Mouse; why are you so little?”
M to E, “ I been sick!”

 

[SovereignGrace]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in a strawberry patch. Ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? See, it works!

 

[JonC]

I had to read about elephant jokes as I never heard of them....and don't get them (but suspect there was a lot of drug use in the 60's ).

I did find this one funny:

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out burning fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

 

[BroTom64]

Jerry Clower told one about when he played football with Mississippi State:

"That Sat'day we were playing an away game against the Crimson Tide of Alabama.
They had a Live Elephant named "Bama" for their mascot.
The would parade the Elephant up and down the sidelines behind the Visitor's Bench.
As the Elephant trooped back and forth the crowd would yell,
'Go BAMA, Go BAMA, Go BAMA GO!'.
It would have been a tough match playing "Bears Boys" without all the shouts of,
'Go BAMA, Go BAMA, Go BAMA GO!'.
'Go BAMA, Go BAMA, Go BAMA GO!'.
'Go BAMA, Go BAMA, Go BAMA GO!'.

But it was evermore demoralizing when halfway through the 2nd quarter,
BAMA DID!"