1. Welcome to Baptist Board, a friendly forum to discuss the Baptist Faith in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to all the features that our community has to offer.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!

Elephant Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by baptistteacher, Apr 24, 2010.

Top Posters
Page 2 of 2
  1. baptistteacher

    baptistteacher Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2003
    Messages:
    844
    Likes Received:
    6
    Q: How do you get an elephant into a Volkswagon Beetle?

    A: Open the door, insert elephant, close door.


    Q: How do you get 4 elephants in a Volkswagon?

    A: Two in the front and two in the back


    Q: How do you know if an elephant is visiting your house?

    A: There is a Volkswagon parked outside with 3 elephants in it.


    Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a refrigerator?

    A: Put 4 elephants in one Volkswagon, put four elephants in another Volkswagon, and put the two Volkswagons in the refrigerator.


    Q: But two Volkswagons won't fit in a refrigerator.

    A: There were two elephants in there, and a Volkswagon isn't as big as an elephant!
     
    #21 baptistteacher, Jun 5, 2010
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 2 of 2
Loading...