I've heard thousands of sermons; unfortunately the ones I remember best are usually the worst ones.
A former pastor gave a sermon on the evils of facial hair; the primary point I remember was that it scratched the spouse and therefore dishonored her.
We had a full bearded gentleman in the membership - I don't think he was convinced. - - - oddly enough, years later the pastor (now a Baptist professor) grew a beard and has one to this day.
I've got a short goatee - my wife is quite gray and enjoys the aged look my graying goatee gives me since my hair is full and brown.
Rob
Bragger ....I'm a chrome dome with a grey white goat....kinda like a goat w/o the yellow eyes.