Matthew 3 Some years later, along come John the Baptist, preachin in the wilderness of Judea, 2. Sayin, Get right: the kingdom of heaven is purt near here. 3. John was the one that the prophet Esaias talked about, sayin, One hollerin in the wilderness, Yall lay the road for the Lord, and make his road straight, on a even grade. 4. Now John didn't wear nothin but camel hide and a leather belt; and all he ever et was grasshoppers and wild honey, ever meal of the day. 5. Everbody in Jerusalem, and Judea and all the country round about Jordan went out to see him, 6. And got baptized by John in the Jordan, and confessed they sins. 7. But when he seen that a right smart of the Pharisees and Sadducees had come down to the river, he said, You bunch of snakes, didn't I tell you to run from the whoopin yall bout to git? 8. Do somethin to show God you're sorry: 9. And don't try to tell me, We are the sons of Abraham: cause I'm tellin you that God can make Him some more sons of Abraham out of these here rocks. 10. The axe is just about to come down on the trees: and ever tree without good fruit is fixin to be cut down, and throwed in the fire. 11. I baptize you and warsh away your sins with this here water: but the one comin after me is a whole lot stronger; I ain't worthy to tote his shoes: and he's bout to baptize yall with the Holy Ghost and with fire: 12. He's got his fan in his hand, and he'll use it to separate the wheat from the chaff; he's gonna clean house, and put the wheat up in the loft, but he's gonna burn up the chaff with a fire that caint be put out. 13. Then up comes Jesus from Galilee to Jordan; right up to John, lookin to be baptized. 14. But John says, No sir, it oughta be you dunkin me. 15. And Jesus said, Just do what I ask you, cousin; cause it's fittin. So John did. 16. Once Jesus was baptized, he come straight up outten the water, and look, the heavens opened up above him, and he seen the Spirit of God descendin like a dove, and it lit on him: 17. And listen, a voice from heaven said, This here's my baby boy, and I am tickled with him.
Kinda linken it, maken me feelin kina tickled m'sef.
Rob