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Florida man demands right to wed computer

Revmitchell

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Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed his Macbook.

Mr Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities.

Mr Sevier states he has fallen in love with a pornography laden computer.

“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida.

This appears to be not a passing holiday romance, but a lifelong commitment.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...rriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html
 
Most keyboards only have one period, two if you count the numerical keypad...
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Great googly moogly!
 
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Jkdbuck76

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Go ahead. Let the man marry his keyboard. What the heck. Thr cat is out of the bag! I want to marry my Easy Chair! Who are YOU to stop me?!
 

Salty

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It would be interesting to hear what the pro-homsexual faction thinks about this?
 
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