The obvious answer is to stop being a lawyer and to become a hippy. Then you can grow your hair as long as you like.When I was a student several years ago, I could choose whatever hairstyle I wanted.
Now, as a lawyer, I have no choice.
I'm not bothered about my ears on a personal level, but am wondering if it might cause some people in my profession to take me less seriously. Please vote in the poll, and be completely honest and frank.
Seriously, your ears are the way God made them. Stop worrying!