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Discussion in '2003 Archive' started by Son of Consolation, Jun 5, 2002.

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  1. tyndale1946

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    Now everyone on here will have to admit this is a pretty good one from Brother Glen but Abby stole the show with her witicism!

    hmmm, well ya got to wonder about some of the "Hair-a-ticks"....
    ~Abby :D ;) [​IMG]
     
    #62 tyndale1946, Oct 26, 2002
  3. AdoptedDaughter

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    Ya gott admit, though Bro. Glen, that Abby certaintly has a way with words! It's her speeling that we have to decifer! ;)

    ~Teresa~
     
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    Teresa... There is an old saying that tells you all about life... Somedays your the dog and other days your the hydrant :eek: ... Brother Glen :rolleyes: [​IMG] :D
     
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  5. Dr. Bob

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    Tyndale - I always heard that as "somedays you're the pigeon and somedays you're the statue." :rolleyes:

    Analogy is the same, just not quite as blatant a scatological reference! :cool:
     
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    Bro. Glen, Dr. Bob,
    Are you guys saying that one day I have to release waste and urin on people and things one day and then be urinated or have waste products on me the next? ;)

    Those are sick analogies, by the way!

    [​IMG] Hi, Bro. Glen and Dr. Bob!!!!!! [​IMG]

    ~Teresa~
     
    #66 AdoptedDaughter, Oct 27, 2002
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    Teresa

    Circles. What goes around....comes around.

    Sherrie :rolleyes: [​IMG]
     
    #67 Sherrie, Oct 27, 2002
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Whoa! I detect some really bad karma on this thread, dudes. :eek:
     
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    It's irretrievably lost, I'm afraid.

    [ October 29, 2002, 01:57 AM: Message edited by: rsr ]
     
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    Ummm.....Is there something that you've been meaning to tell us Dr. Bob?

    ~Teresa~
     
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    This is in the thread about the men's password to their forum, and I put up some good arguments for me to get the password(not that I want it though), and here is how Barnabas responded:

    He's definitely one smart cookie! [​IMG]

    ~Teresa~
     
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    I heard a cute story the other day..Now it is important to note that Chretien is our prime minister..........

    A priest looked out his window and saw a dead mule on the roadway. He immediately asked, "What am I to do?"

    "Call the givernment, " Says his assistant.

    So, the priest, not knowing who to call, calls Mr. Chretien.

    "Hallo, Did is da prime minister."

    "And this is Father O'Malley. I have a dead mule in front of the church and I was told to call you. What am I to do with it."

    "Why did you call me? The church looks after burials."

    "Yes, " says Father O'Malley, "But we always like to notify the next of kin."

    Cheers, and smile,

    Jim
     
    #73 Jim1999, Oct 31, 2002
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    [​IMG] What do you think he was trying to say? ;)
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    A prime minister's aide responded to a question asked by the press about the phone call:

    Eh?

    Cheers,

    Jim

    Bring on Bon Homme, s'il vous plait
     
    #76 Jim1999, Oct 31, 2002
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    Ain't that the truth! :D
     
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    When I preach in our local Anglican Church, I wear my academic gown. My granddaughter from Green Bay, Wisconsin was visiting with us and came to church whilst I was preaching.

    She went home and mentioned to some neighbours that her grandfather wears a dress.

    We went to visit in Green Bay, and met the neighbours. They looked at me rather oddly. It was then I asked some questions and tey told me the story. My daughter at least spoke up after laughing her head off......My father is a minister and wears a gown when he preaches...

    I swear,,I am NOT a cross-dresser.

    Cheers,

    Jim

    Art Linletter was correct; Kids do say the darndest things.
     
    #78 Jim1999, Nov 1, 2002
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    We believe you Brother Jim, we believe you! :cool: But is there anything else you'd like to get off your chest..... [​IMG]
     
    #79 Son of Consolation, Nov 1, 2002
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    From Gina:

    Posted on false religion from hell: islam thread
     
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