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Funny Quotes from BBc Members #3

Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Oct 22, 2001.

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  1. Gina B

    Gina B Active Member

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    Is this another sneaky way of you guys tryin' to get my age outta me? ;)
    >da Gina hands Kathy her crib card<
     
    #21 Gina B, Nov 8, 2001
  2. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by da Gina: Why are we born innocent and pure, yet incapable of doing anything until we are capable of corruption? Then just when we gain the experience and knowledge to have learned how to best overcome corruption we become old and incapable again?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    da Gina, I didn't know that you were a philosopher! ;)
     
    #22 Barnabas H., Nov 9, 2001
  3. Gina B

    Gina B Active Member

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    (da Gina curties) ;)
     
    #23 Gina B, Nov 9, 2001
  4. Kathy

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    CONFUCIOUS SAY: No wait...DA GINA SAY...LoL

    Kathy
    &lt;&gt;&lt;
     
    #24 Kathy, Nov 10, 2001
  5. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>S. Baptist wrote on the What Do You Want (Written) On Your Tombstone? thread: Warning!!! Observers are subject to being injured during Rapture. Keep clear!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hint, hint, get out of the way! [​IMG]
     
    #25 Barnabas H., Nov 11, 2001
  6. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Clint Kritzer on the November Banner Clicks thread: Well, webmaster, for you and the BB I'll click E-harmony but only under the close, careful supervision of my wife!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Very cute! [​IMG]
     
    #26 Barnabas H., Nov 12, 2001
  7. Brother Adam

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    Originally posted by Kathy:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Well paint me yellow and call me SMILEY! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    :eek:

    lol, gotcha Kathy!

    UNP, Adam
     
    #27 Brother Adam, Nov 13, 2001
  8. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JB:
    Well I have been saved in 1998 and baptized in 1992. Jane. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Cart before the horse...or simple typigraphical error....YOU DECIDE! LoL

    Hey Jane, I'm "baptizing" you into the Funny Quotes before you become a member...you'll be legendary! LoL Years from now, young BBer's will say..."Remember JB? She got quoted in Funny Quotes and her life became a whirlwind after that...gosh, she's a celebrity here on the BB now!" *hehe*

    P.S. It's cuz we love you sister!

    P.S.S. Oh, and in case you didn't notice, I'm the class clown here! ;)
     
    #28 Kathy, Nov 15, 2001
  9. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin in answer to the thread, The Prayer of Jabez: I pray God doesn't enlarge my coasts! I can hardly buckle my trousers now. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hillarious, Grandpa Griffin! [​IMG]
     
    #29 Barnabas H., Nov 16, 2001
  10. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smoke_Eater:
    I dance like a spastic, uncoordinated, out-of-control white guy, but I dance. :cool: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
    #30 Kathy, Nov 24, 2001
  11. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by katie:
    I had wondered about two people married, who are from two different denominations. What should they do? How do they decide which church to go to? Can they go to different churches?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Larry:
    They should go to a Baptist Church :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL Larry! This cracked me up!
     
    #31 Kathy, Nov 30, 2001
  12. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joseph Botwinick:
    Phillip,

    How could you spread such heresy? Everyone knows that Jesus read the KJV 1611 only. ;)

    Joseph Botwinick :D    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [​IMG]

    [ January 01, 2002: Message edited by: Barnabas ]
     
    #32 Kathy, Dec 1, 2001
  13. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Wells:
    Hey, since I got the only two evolutionist's votes (Arrowman and Barbarian), that's 2 for me, 0 for everyone else, shouldn't I get some runner-up award, like . . . "Most Likely To Evolve!" :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    "...and thus thou shalt be crowned "Most Likely To Evolve" henceforth and shalt be spoke of thusly..." *hehe*
     
    #33 Kathy, Dec 6, 2001
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psalm145 3:
    If Santa comes around my house, I'll shoot him! :eek:

    Merry Christmas everyone! :D    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Get Dasher, Dancer, Donner and Blitzen too, we'll have venison for Christmas dinner! LoL
     
    #34 Kathy, Dec 13, 2001
  15. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pennsylvania Jim in reply to the newly discovered tape of Osama bin Laden: The most amazing thing to me (I haven't seen the tape) is that so many people say that they are "shocked" at how he was happy about the towers coming down. What did they expect him to do...send a donation to the red cross? :confused:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Brother Jim, you have a way with words! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #35 Barnabas H., Dec 15, 2001
  16. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SaggyWoman:
    #4. Chris Temple.

    Reason: I don't know why. God told me to nominate him.    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chris Temple:
    Whoa! :eek: A nomination by God (via SW) Doesn't that make me automatic winner!?!? :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL...this was too cute/funny not to post here!
     
    #36 Kathy, Dec 19, 2001
  17. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThankGodForBillyGraham:
    My favorite memory....hmmm....let's see.....last year when my uncle Jeff told me he was Santa. :( <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I hope this wasn't too painful TGFBG, cuz when I read this, it had me cracking up! Cheer up & Smile!!!! :D
     
    #37 Kathy, Dec 24, 2001
  18. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
    I saw fireworks too! Then again, I ran into the wall like a moron because I've lived here five years and didn't feel the need to turn on a light just to find my way to the kitchen for a drink...... :D Happy New Year everyone! [​IMG] da Gina<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So you have seen fireworks of the worst kind, huh, da Gina! ;)
     
    #38 Barnabas H., Jan 1, 2002
  19. Janis

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    How long have I been here now... a week? I just now found the quote page. I love it!
    Janis [​IMG]
     
    #39 Janis, Jan 1, 2002
  20. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Janis, the reason for not seeing this thread before was probably due to the fact that it lays dormant most of the time, covered over by other threads - until it is dug out by somebody from under the rubble and resurrected. [​IMG]

    That is why you should look into the archives of each forum by adjusting the "Show topics from last 5 days" to "Show all tpics." That way you'll see a wealth of interesting threads displayed in each forum, by date of postings, before you.
     
    #40 Barnabas H., Jan 1, 2002
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