Funny Quotes From BBc Members!

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wellsjs:


That's scarry! I consider this a list to run as far away from as one can get (exception: Jack Hayford isn't too bad). You are obviously full-blown charismatic. Please I implore you, these guys (and gals) teach so much unscriptural garbage I'm not sure where to begin. Here's one:

Kenneth Copeland says (and I have the tape), "you were not made in the image of God, you are god!" He goes on to say that God is a "large man."

Murillo refers to himself as "the Holy Ghost bartender."

Benny Hinn is a circus side-show! I'm sorry, but you need to hear it from someone . . . might as well be me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry man, the "you need to hear it from someone" tickled me! LoL

Anyway...I'm watching and I'll be posting "funny quotes" from you BBer's! Post some of your tummy twisters too! Who says Baptists are stuffy? HA!

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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Briguy:
wrong wrong wrong!!!
ugly ugly ugly!!! or
deformed deformed deformed!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you think Briguy got his point across? LoL
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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wellsjs:
As I have three children (and a mortgage-size monthly payment) going to a Christian school, let me express my feelings.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LoL - don't I know it!

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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by preacher:
When I said I'm in the mountains I meant it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*hehe*

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[Barnabas H.]

Hey Kathy, it’s not nice to have all the fun for yourself. You ought to share, and get involved. Didn’t you post one in the humor section? How did it go? Well, why don’t we quote the whole thing!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Kathy wrote: I posted a topic called "Hell" and after posting, you know how you get that "Sit tight...We are taking you back to:" HAHA Well I had to share this! Mine said "Sit tight...We are taking you back to: HELL" LoL! LoL! I was laughing so hard! Well, I was like NO I DON'T WANT TO GO! haha

Just thought I'd share...hehe <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orvie:
I'm new at this here board, I hope I don't get "bored" with this board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*teehee*
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[Lorelei]

Sorry Kathy, but you must keep trying. So Far BJ Halo's post is the funniest and it was yours!!! I am still laughing about it! I want to go post on that topic just to show my husband! *LOL*

~Lorelei

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jdjackson:
Oh yeah, ain't nothin' wrong with conservative. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
I grew up in the same generation (probably) as your pastor. We were taught that going to movies was wrong because:
~That it supports Hellywood and the filthy lifestyle of that crowd<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

When I read "Hellywood" I died laughing (but I was revived..hehe!

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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joy2:
Anybody wanna talk natural childbirth? That oughta keep the guys outta here!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*giggle*

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P.S. I GOT A THUMBS UP FROM THE WEBMASTER! YEEEHAWWWW

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
It's an inanimate object, and I'm angry at it!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OOPS!
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[bb_baptist]

Keep going Kathy. This thread is heading for the "Best Threads" forum.

 

[Gina B]

Quote from B.J. Halo, to a man with a drinking problem.

"If you want to have a victorious life in the Lord, then you have to turn back to drinking, and seek the sweet fellowship of a local Baptist church."

 

[Joy]

Kathy, this great! I see you already caught me ! Better watch what I write!

 

[Kathy]

YAYE GINA! You got BJ Halo! I've been "out to get him" *hehe*!

Glad you all like this thread...it's nice to have some fun sometimes!

Kathy
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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
Hey, I grew up with "Dress for Success" as a guide, and always wear a bow-tie (see my pix at my website for a good laugh). This summer I am teaching two philosophy courses - and had to ask the girls in class not to wear swimwear to the university! (Mostly because they complain about "sticking to the chairs" in the classroom) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gotta check out that bow tie!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MyhelpisfromAbove:
[QB]The Pope(is number one)[QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh Oh! What's wrong with this picture? LoL

JUST KIDDING...This was posted by our dear MyhelpisfromAbove and was listed in the 10 most damaging preachers thread. Hope you don't mind the little jokey-joke! (why isn't there an innocent smilie?)

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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Briguy:
Magicdar, You drink and speak in tongues? any correlation between the two? (I'm sorry I just couldn't resist that)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
If you're right and they're wrong. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This was in response to "What makes a person Baptist" LoL Gina, you've got a GREAT sense of humor!

Kathy
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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
Knew of an egg-suckin' hound that would steal the eggs outta the coop, eat 'em, then come up and lick your face with goopy yellowed lips and eggy breath. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhhh...what? LoL! Can you guess what thread this was taken from?

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[ July 13, 2001: Message edited by: Kathy ]