Funny Quotes From BBc Members!

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Theopolitan:
Hey Aaron! Get off the computer and get your lawn mowed!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Guess he told him!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
"GOD EXPECTS US TO USE OUR BRAINS ONCE IN A WHILE!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What is this blasphemy? LoL
JUST KIDDING!

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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
Why don't we turn back into ribs when we die?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The Response?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SaggyWoman:
So we don't get eaten at a cookout? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LoL!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
Ask a witch. No, not me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fire up the stake! LoL

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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wellsjs:
the sweet little ol' ladies who do the dead bug on the floor every Sunday!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wellsjs...you crack me up! LoL

 

[Barnabas H.]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kathy: YAYE GINA! You got BJ Halo! I've been "out to get him" *hehe*!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Kathy, should I hide?!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SaggyWoman:
I need a man. I need a man. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be careful what you wish for! LoL

 

[Timotheus]

Thomas Cassidy, Administrator, wrote: “I met the Webmaster! The Webmaster and his lovely wife graced our morning service today! What a blessing to meet them! They were in LA for the Hungarian Baptist Convention meetings, and drove all the way to San Diego to be with us (I am sure the offer of a free meal had nothing to do with their presence here!).

Dr. Cassidy must have a lovely meadow in his church if the Webmaster and his wife grazed there!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by B. J. Halo:
Hey Kathy, should I hide?! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

NO WAY! I want to get you! LoL

 

[John Wells]

From Dr. Bob Griffin: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>We imply that a Christian who sins (and we ALL do, except my wife's first husband who was perfect ) is "backslidden".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You are the man of the hour!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by B.J.Halo:
My goodness, and I thought that Baptist women love to clean! Ladies, you just shattered my faith in Christian womanhood.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AS IF!!!


P.S. Gotcha BJ!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orvie:
"Galatians", You are the weakest link, goodbye! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LoL!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by word_digger:
It is sometimes better to remain silent, and thought a fool, then to speak out and remove any remaining doubt. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMBO!!!!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by word_digger:
As for my self, if I had to be rebaptised after the times I backslid in my earlier years, every frog in West Virginia would know me by my middle name.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ribbit! Ribbit!
*hehe*

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Don:
Call me dense (hey, my wife does!), but I don't get it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHA!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
We usually ask new members from North Carolina for 10 references and a security deposit. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMBO!!!

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KeeperOfMyHome:
Hey y'all . . . do you know of any web sites for single, Baptist woman? Not to meet a guy or anything...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
Somebody post a site quick! I wanna see how fast SaggyWoman can run! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SaggyWoman:
Yeah yeah yeah. Single women only? Yeah right. I wanna see da men!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*snicker*

 

[Ars]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CatholicConvert:
NNE was saved by the death of Christ on the Cross.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, I realize he isn’t technically a member of the board, but he does have a membership and post in the non-denominational area. But I had to share this with everyone because it is a very funny (albeit sad) quote. I had to reread this to make sure it said what I thought it did.

Please Pray for him.

Dave

 

[Brother Adam]

I agree- no one was saved by the death of Christ on the cross...alone. He also had to raise from the dead, if He is still dead then He isn't any use to any of us.

 

[Ars]

Clarification.

His entire quote was such.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>NNE was saved by the death of Christ on the Cross. What was done on the Cross was the reconstitution of the broken Edenic Covenant which Adam trashed by his sin. When he did so, the whole human race was plunged into a state of separation from God, alienation from Him as the Father of mankind (aw-dahm means "mankind" and Eve means "mother of all living") and condemnation (Romans 5: 12).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>