Funny Quotes From BBc Members!

[Kathy]

Alright guys, take this outside! This kind of posting doesn't belong here! *hehe*

This is for HUMOR ONLY! LoL

Kathy - Humor Goddess!
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[Brother Adam]

I know i was only making a point

Humor huh?...hrm...
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?



Time to get a new fence!!!


(why are you groaning?)

 

[Kathy]

LoL! Know any good knock knock jokes? *hehe*

Kathy
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[Barnabas H.]

Visit Dr. Griffin's website, http://www.grif.net and you'll find some good knock knock, KNOCK OUT stories!

[ August 03, 2001: Message edited by: B. J. Halo ]

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psalm145 3:
Don't be surprised if you get deployed to a war zone, it's part of the job. If you don't think you have it in you to kill somebody, don't worry, they'll train you!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And if that wasn't funny enough....

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psalm145 3:
One other thing, if you're not used to foul language, you're in for the shock of your life! My brother-in-law is a Christian in the Marines, he has trouble keeping his speech uncorrupted.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

TEE*HEE

 

[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seriman Fiend:
"It is my desire to share my honest opinions...." Ultimately, I meant so say that I am willing to be graciously wrong.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

WARNING ** RED ALERT ** WARNING
INTRUDER ON THE PREMISES!

Seriman Fiend does not belong here! He is too humble!

(He knows I'm joking right?)

LoL!

 

[Theopolitan]

Would you believe I read the WHOLE thing?!! I have never read a long thread word for word before now.

Thanks, Kathy!

 

[Kathy]

Thanks Theopolitan! I'm glad you enjoyed it! With this vote of confidence, I'll go in search of more funny quotes...I think I got you once *hehe* LOOK OUT!

Kathy
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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joy2:
If God wanted us to be the same in function, He would've made Steve instead of Eve <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did she go there? *hehe* YES she did!
LoL

 

[Theopolitan]

By Larry explaining Why I Am KJV Only


<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I would spend almost every waking hour (that I wasn’t at work) studding. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm convinced!!

[ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Theopolitan ]

 

[SaggyWoman]

ROFLOL!!!!!


Boy, I want one like him!! LOL.

 

[KeeperOfMyHome]

Ok, I'm supposed to not be on the BB this week, but I could not resist this one! I thought this was supposed to be a nice, clean place for Baptists to fellowship! And I don't think that is the kind of fellowship Mr. Webmaster had in mind when he started this board!

 

[Kathy]

Awww...Saggy is just thinking out loud *hehe* Saggy...SHHHH! LoL

Kathy
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[Kathy]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pastor Steve:
It is hot enough for the pavement to melt here in Iowa. I saw a dog chasing a cat today and they were both walking.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I tawt I taw a puddy tat!

LoL

 

[Kathy]

Welcome to the Baptist Board, here you will find thought provoking, insightful, loving and kind banter between brothers and sisters in Christ...lets join a conversation in progress....

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NewBeliever:
I am on a quest for the perfect chili dog. Anybody know where I can get it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by B. J. Halo:
I don't believe you Americans eat dogs. What will be on your menu next, cats?! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NewBeliever:
We only use cats in Bologna, then you really can't taste em. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Come and join us!

LoL

 

[Barnabas H.]

I protest! I protest! The above quotes were taken out of context!

 

[Kathy]

 

[KeeperOfMyHome]

Hey Kathy ~ Let's start this afresh so that we don't have to wade through 4 pages to get to the most recent "funny things"!

 

[cotton]

Since I got confirmation from Mr. Thomas, I simply HAD to post this!


cotton
Junior Member
Member # 1395
posted August 30, 2001 02:39 PM
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Larry said:

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And we have to answer questions about the Church being shut up to the Genitals
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Whoa Nellie! I bet THAT hurt!!
Sorry, I couldn't help myself!!


Cotton


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Posts: 15 | From: AL | Registered: Jul 2001

Thomas Cassidy
Administrator
Member # 187
posted August 30, 2001 04:54 PM
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cotton, now THAT is "quote of the day" material! LOL!

 

[Bible Believing Bill]

ALL RIGHT! I finally made Kathy's Funny Quotes thread! I guess that means you all really like me. You do like me don't you?