Funny Story someone sent me

[Steven2006]

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it
was one?of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups
of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup
of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure
enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him
drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know...

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get
water is the toilet?'

 

[PJ]

EEEWWWWW! :laugh:

 

[just-want-peace]

Man, I've got to send this one to my friends!!
This is a hoot!!!!!

 

[Gwen]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[standingfirminChrist]

Shhhhh....

don't tell him where that water was originally!

 

[Jon-Marc]

What a memory! I can't remember anything that happened when I was 2 and a half--let alone what anyone said.

 

[Steven2006]

What a memory! I can't remember anything that happened when I was 2 and a half--let alone what anyone said.

Of course most likely the author was told this story over the years by her parents. But you post made me think. I can remember quite well things from when I was two, I didn't think it was all that unusual. Actually even younger than two, but those with less clarity. Just my luck, I probably have some amazing rare gift, that when you boil it down is pretty useless. :laugh:

 

[tinytim]

Of course most likely the author was told this story over the years by her parents. But you post made me think. I can remember quite well things from when I was two, I didn't think it was all that unusual. Actually even younger than two, but those with less clarity. Just my luck, I probably have some amazing rare gift, that when you boil it down is pretty useless. :laugh:

Isn't that the point of the story... you think you have something neat to only find out it is useless!!!:laugh:

Tis the story of my life too, bro!

 

[Salamander]

If the preacher wasn't lying, this story is fact about a pastor and his wife come to visit with some one who was thinking about joining the church.:laugh:

 

[mark brandwein]

Thank-you for sharing that was funny:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: