Well, since it looks like our resident KJV "defenders" are doing all in their power to make a thread about "God And" Riplinger anything but a thread about "God And" Riplinger, it falls to the rest of us to keep it on-topic. In that spirit, the following is another article I wrote a few years ago about the most ridiculous argument she tries to make.
Woohoo! Finally, God And tries to explain "acrostic algebra," on
Blind Guides page 30. As explanations go, it's kind of a non-explanation.
Internationally known astrophysicist Gerardus D. Bouw, Ph.D, was the first scholar to document evidence that huge clusters of galaxies rotate. He writes regarding the book New Age Bible Versions,
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />"A monumental piece of research work. I’ve sent copies to over a dozen skeptics and none have come up with any substantial arguments against Riplinger’s work."
</font>[/QUOTE]Really. Perhaps Dr. Bouw mistakenly believes silence
always implies that a thesis is unassailable - the common assumption of the crank - and ignores the possibility that silence indicates that the work isn't worth the skeptic's time.
Then again, birds of a feather flock together. Gerhardus Bouw, it turns out, is the head of the Association for Biblical Astronomy, which defends the "geocentric" view of the universe. That is to say, Bouw believes that when the Bible says the sun went up and down, it means it! Rather than the earth orbiting the sun, the Earth is fixed in space and the rest of the universe circles it.
In short, one kook is appealing to the endorsement of another kook for her kookery.
Bouw’s background makes him familiar with algebra, apriori [sic] probability and symbolic logic. Cloud’s comment that formulas like the one on p. 149 can be used to prove "anything," clearly reveals that ‘variables’, ‘aggregation signs’, and ‘binomials’ were not part of the vocabulary in his bible school curriculum.
Be that as it may, they're certainly no part of "acrostic algebra" either. So why bring them up? To look intelligent in front of the uncritical, perhaps?
Here's the silliness from page 149 of <i>NABV</i> (screen 288 for those of you using the hypertext version):
[BaptistBoard does not appear to support strikeout text as in the original; for the purpose of this repost I am using boldface in these equations.]
(NASV - NIV) - AV = X
(NASV - NIV) - AV = X
(ASI + NV) - AV = X
ASI + NV - AV = X
SIN = X
Certainly this bears no resemblance to anything I ever saw in algebra, either at the high-school
or the university level. If
(NASV - NIV) - AV = X
then by what rules of mathematics (with which, she claims, Dr. Bouw ought to be familiar) is
(NASV - I) - AV = X?
Shouldn't
(NASV - I) - AV = X + NIV - I
or
N[V(AS - I) - A] = X?
So what gives here? Where's the binomial?
After blathering about nothing for a minute and a half, God And told James White in their infamous radio debate that God gave her "acrostic algebra" one night. Apparently God told Riplinger that you can add or subtract values from the left side of the equation without doing so to the right side as well. It seems Riplinger is saying that my grade 9 math teacher is more qualified to teach basic algebra than God. Go figure.
Anyway, moving right along:
Although algebra was discovered by Ahmes (1700 BC), the use of letters to represent things was not introduced until Diophantus (AD 200). In the 1500’s its value as a symbolic language attracted many scholars. In this century, logicians began using symbols instead of words to stand for logical units. This field of symbolic logic allows deductive logic to become a purely mechanical process like mathematics.
Riplinger continues to blather on about variables and symbolic logic and ancient mathematicians, as though these things had anything
in the slightest to do with "acrostic algebra" which, of course, has nothing to do with variables, logic, algebra, acrostics, or the laws of mathematics. And besides, no doubt Ahmes and Diophantus would have remembered to do to the left side of the equation what they did to the right (that's why it's called an "equation." Duh!)
Probability, in statistics, is the measurement of the likelihood of events in numerical terms. A priori probability would suggest that the likelihood of the formula on page 149 working out as it does is infinitely small.
No, the likelihood of it "working" at all is
nada, since it isn't mathematics to begin with! Can you believe this garbage?
The critical factor is the extremely limiting givens (viz. NIV, NASV, AV: the subject of the book). A solution generated from an unlimited alphabet soup of variable, [sic] like that used in the formula in Cornerstone Magazine [sic] (Vol. 23, Issue 104). is meaningless.
Just like "acrostic algebra."
I'm beginning to understnad why Jack Hyles would grant Riplinger an honorary Ph.D. She's certainly piling it higher and deeper in this book!
The acrostic technique was used by God himself in the bible [sic]. The book of Lamentations uses it extensively; note that the sentences begin with the 22 successive letters of the Hebrew alphabet.
True, though quite over-simplified. But the acrostic format of Lamentations and Psalm 119 was done for
literary and
artistic purposes. It doesn't
prove anything. And neither does "acrostic algebra," nor Riplinger's "explanation" thereof.
The mathematical formulas and models in Dr. Bouw’s recent book and articles for The Biblical Astronomer lead me to trust his opinion regarding page 149. Perhaps some would rather trust Cloud’s calculations for the next moon shot. Clouds have always been a deterrent to astronomers and those hoping to catch a glimpse of the heavenly city.
Well, as is expected, Riplinger tries once again to hide her utter incompetence to write on biblical issues under a cloud of obfuscation and pseudo-mathematics. Assuming this Dr. Bouw, whoever he is, has actually looked at the "acrostic algebra" and endorsed it, I can't say it gives me any great confidence in his ability to find the floor with both feet in the morning, let alone study the stars.