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Global Warming will lead to cannibalism

Discussion in '2008 Archive' started by tinytim, Apr 3, 2008.

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  1. Magnetic Poles

    Magnetic Poles New Member

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    Who can forget the Top 40 hit about cannibalism...

    Timothy
    by The Buoys

    Trapped in a mine that had caved in
    And everyone knows the only ones left
    Were Joe and me and Tim
    When they broke through to pull us free
    The only ones left to tell the tale
    Were Joe and me

    Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go?
    Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know?

    Hungry as hell no food to eat
    And Joe said that he would sell his soul
    For just a piece of meat
    Water enough to drink for two
    And Joe said to me, "I'll have a swig
    And then there's some for you."

    Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
    Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do?

    I must have blacked out just around then
    'Cause the very next thing that I could see
    Was the light of the day again
    My stomach was full as it could be
    And nobody ever got around
    To finding Timothy
    Timothy...
     
    #21 Magnetic Poles, Apr 4, 2008
  2. mcdirector

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    Fry what?

    ........
     
    #22 mcdirector, Apr 4, 2008
  3. ccrobinson

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    How about some chicken?
     
    #23 ccrobinson, Apr 4, 2008
  4. rbell

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    to add to his stupidity....

    He says the only ones left alive will live in Sudan and Somalia.

    Let me get this straight: countries that border on stone age now will somehow be the only ones left when things get worse?



    How can someone as utterly stupid as Ted Turner be rich? He seems to lack the mental capacity to be potty trained.
     
    #24 rbell, Apr 4, 2008
  5. Ed Edwards

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    Rbell: //He says the only ones left alive will live in Sudan and Somalia.//

    What he mean was that in the days coming due to reality deniers, every country with a partial food supply will be LIKE (or AS) the present countries of Sudan and Somalia. Don't any of you text message and use short cuts? LIKE and/or AS turn a metaphor into a simile.
     
    #25 Ed Edwards, Apr 4, 2008
  6. Hopeful

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    ....apparently a clown named Timothy....:laugh:
     
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  7. rbell

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    Sorry, but I don't think he meant it that way.

    Besides, if he's crazy enough to make the premise that "we'll all be cannibals in 40 years," then he's crazy enough to think only Sudanese and Somali folk will survive.

    By the way....Ted was about to say this would happen in 10 years (listen to the audio)...but it's as if he thought: "Wait a minute...no one will believe '10 years; I better go with 40.' "
     
    #27 rbell, Apr 4, 2008
  8. tinytim

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    Did someone say something about me?
     
    #28 tinytim, Apr 4, 2008
  9. Hopeful

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    Well, Bitsy wanted to know what we were gonna fry....if the fryin' pan fits....:wavey:
    Run, tt, RUN!!! :laugh:
     
    #29 Hopeful, Apr 5, 2008
  10. abcgrad94

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    I guess this means I better run away the next time someone says, "you're sweet." Maybe they're looking for desert.:saint:
     
    #30 abcgrad94, Apr 5, 2008
  11. tinytim

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    This puts a new spin on our food fight down in one of the other forums!!!

    "KEEP THAT ROLLING PIN AND FRYING PAN AWAY FROM ME!!!"
     
    #31 tinytim, Apr 5, 2008
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