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Global Warming will lead to cannibalism

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Magnetic Poles

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Who can forget the Top 40 hit about cannibalism...

Timothy
by The Buoys

Trapped in a mine that had caved in
And everyone knows the only ones left
Were Joe and me and Tim
When they broke through to pull us free
The only ones left to tell the tale
Were Joe and me

Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go?
Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know?

Hungry as hell no food to eat
And Joe said that he would sell his soul
For just a piece of meat
Water enough to drink for two
And Joe said to me, "I'll have a swig
And then there's some for you."

Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do?

I must have blacked out just around then
'Cause the very next thing that I could see
Was the light of the day again
My stomach was full as it could be
And nobody ever got around
To finding Timothy
Timothy...
 
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rbell

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to add to his stupidity....

He says the only ones left alive will live in Sudan and Somalia.

Let me get this straight: countries that border on stone age now will somehow be the only ones left when things get worse?



How can someone as utterly stupid as Ted Turner be rich? He seems to lack the mental capacity to be potty trained.
 
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Ed Edwards

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Rbell: //He says the only ones left alive will live in Sudan and Somalia.//

What he mean was that in the days coming due to reality deniers, every country with a partial food supply will be LIKE (or AS) the present countries of Sudan and Somalia. Don't any of you text message and use short cuts? LIKE and/or AS turn a metaphor into a simile.
 
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rbell

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Ed Edwards said:
Rbell: //He says the only ones left alive will live in Sudan and Somalia.//

What he mean was that in the days coming due to reality deniers, every country with a partial food supply will be LIKE (or AS) the present countries of Sudan and Somalia. Don't any of you text message and use short cuts? LIKE and/or AS turn a metaphor into a simile.
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Sorry, but I don't think he meant it that way.

Besides, if he's crazy enough to make the premise that "we'll all be cannibals in 40 years," then he's crazy enough to think only Sudanese and Somali folk will survive.

By the way....Ted was about to say this would happen in 10 years (listen to the audio)...but it's as if he thought: "Wait a minute...no one will believe '10 years; I better go with 40.' "
 
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abcgrad94

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I guess this means I better run away the next time someone says, "you're sweet." Maybe they're looking for desert.:saint:
 
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tinytim

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This puts a new spin on our food fight down in one of the other forums!!!

"KEEP THAT ROLLING PIN AND FRYING PAN AWAY FROM ME!!!"
 
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