1. I've given you the defence now. You still haven't answered by question.Gotta love the internet. Anybody can claim to be anything.
Over on CARM, we've got a guy who doesn't know the difference between the prone and supine positions, but claims to be a doctor, a person who doesn't know what an MLA or APA citation is, but claims to be an "editor of academic journals", a guy who thinks the General Welfare Clause refers to government entitlement programs, but claims to be a lawyer, an atheist who claims to have been a Christian pastor, but doesn't know even the most basic elements of Christian doctrine.
Of course, I don't believe they are those things any more than I believe somebody who doesn't understand the purpose or nature of the 2nd Amendment and thinks "tell me how it's not" is a valid defense for his claim that Luke 22:36 is metaphorical has a law degree.
2. Do you believe I'm a lawyer or a liar? Enquiring minds wish to know...