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Homonym Story

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Salty, Oct 7, 2010.

  1. ktn4eg

    ktn4eg New Member

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    The roofer had two cee the dock-ter bee-cause he had come down with shingles.
     
  2. jilphn1022

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    I herd that the roofer was in fare condishin at the lowcal hos- pit- ill.
    Hee hadd plane soarness and hee whale re-cover knicely!
     
  3. Gwyneth

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    hour low cal hospital may clothes.
     
  4. jilphn1022

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    Their is good gnus about yore hospital. It well bee staying open fore awhile.
     
  5. David Lamb

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    Butter wile Mae mean too daze two won locale counsellor, butt to years four another.

    (Well, I almost made it without using a non-homonym!)
     
  6. Gwyneth

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    hour low-cal cow `n` cell array way stow thyme:BangHead:
     
  7. jilphn1022

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    Weather ewe believe me or knot, May is the wurst whether month for tornadoes.

    ( Sunday in Joplin Mo, they had a mile long tornadoes reports of 89 people have been killed.
    Their hospital and WalMart were damaged too in this tornado!) Let us pray for them!
     
  8. Gwyneth

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    aisle be leave yoo, an dime glad too say wee do knot have them hear, sew eye don`t know a lotta bout them ......
     
  9. David Lamb

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    Wier knot inn May now. Torn aid doughs Finnish?

    (Link here to serious thread on the recent tornadoes)
     
  10. jilphn1022

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    Their have bean Torn aid doughs in June too.
    In the gnus paper ( moose paper) we have seen a lot pix of em!
     
  11. Gwyneth

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    Eye knead two get my sowing machine out. :wavey:
     
  12. ktn4eg

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    Too bee oar oar knot two bee....Watt kine dove question is that?
     
  13. jilphn1022

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    Y that is a good question!
    Eye am knot able to answer it, but
    eye wood say, their our smart people on this board who cud help ewe!
     
  14. Gwyneth

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    Nit, nit nit, so, so, so, crow shey, crow shey, crow shey. Sew much two do !
    key ping bizzy.
     
  15. Salty

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    Dew u have two bring this up again?
     
  16. ktn4eg

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    She finally herd from her bouyfriend in Dallas....He sent her a TEX message!
     
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