OLD SARGE
Active Member
James walks into a bar and orders a martini. He takes out the olive, sets it on the table, and drinks.
Then he orders another martini. Same thing.
And another. And another.
By the tenth martini, the bartender finally asks, “Why do you keep taking out the olive and putting it aside?”
James says, “It’s simple. My wife asked me to bring home a jar of olives… and the store was closed.”
Then he orders another martini. Same thing.
And another. And another.
By the tenth martini, the bartender finally asks, “Why do you keep taking out the olive and putting it aside?”
James says, “It’s simple. My wife asked me to bring home a jar of olives… and the store was closed.”