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Discussion in '2008 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Oct 16, 2005.

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  1. Thankful

    Thankful <img src=/BettyE.gif>

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    I love this thread [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #21 Thankful, Nov 6, 2005
  2. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Say what?! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #22 Barnabas H., Nov 11, 2005
  3. I Am Blessed 24

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    Muffin is their (DOG). [​IMG]
     
    #23 I Am Blessed 24, Nov 11, 2005
  4. Ed Edwards

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    I read this outloud to Thankful.
    Muffin got real sad - he doesn't know he
    is a 'D' 'O' 'G'. :eek: [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #24 Ed Edwards, Nov 11, 2005
  5. I Am Blessed 24

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    That's why I whispered it in parentheses. You should have whispered too, Ed! :rolleyes:
     
    #25 I Am Blessed 24, Nov 11, 2005
  6. Glory-to-God

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    Found this on......IS IT EVER OK TO SUE A BROTHER ?

    I am blessed 16
    Funny [​IMG]
     
    #26 Glory-to-God, Nov 11, 2005
  7. Thankful

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    That's a good one, Glory-to-God.
     
    #27 Thankful, Nov 11, 2005
  8. Gayla

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    That's not bad either
     
    #28 Gayla, Nov 12, 2005
  9. I Am Blessed 24

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    This typo was on a thread asking for prayer:

    [​IMG] :confused: [​IMG]
     
    #29 I Am Blessed 24, Nov 15, 2005
  10. Thankful

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    Here is another typo

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    #30 Thankful, Nov 15, 2005
  11. I Am Blessed 24

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    I must have missed that verse in the Bible. [​IMG]
     
    #31 I Am Blessed 24, Nov 15, 2005
  12. Elnora

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    This was from a thread where Blackbird said he didn't recall from a class he took, that Jesus attended a party.

    He said " Yes---I do remember a wedding----but don't recall any party! PLUS---Tater---that NT class has been ages ago-----I don't remember what I was doin' when the good Professor was explainin' that Jesus and the disciples were playin' Pin the Tail on the Donkey and Mister Twister!!!! "

    TaterTot replies:

    "lol - you was probably leaving a nice slobber pool on the desk top." [​IMG]

    From what I understand, little is really known of how weddings were performed back in the day, but these "feasts" could go on all week and they were great social occasions. And the miracle took place after some time had passed b/c the banquet master was surprised they had saved the best til a later time. I cant see them sitting around solemnly drinking wine for a week, w/out having fun. I dont know, maybe I am wrong (but I AM a woman, so... ;)
     
    #32 Elnora, Nov 16, 2005
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    A few years ago there was a discussion about words that we Christians use instead of profanity, when we are mad or frustrated. Like, "GARBAGE!!!" (my former pastor used that one). Well, anyway, one poster (I don't remeber who) said that his word was "mittens" ...but, he had to be verrrrrryy angry before he would use such language. [​IMG]
     
    #33 Artimaeus, Nov 17, 2005
  14. Rachel

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    #34 Rachel, Nov 19, 2005
  15. Rachel

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    Just saw this in Gen.Bap.Dis. in the thread "Literal Interpretation of Genesis".

    Originally posted by PastorSBC1303:
    I am not sure I can answer this....my 2 yr old daughter ripped out the first few chapters of Genesis from my Bible this morning....maybe she was making a theological point [​IMG]

    Joseph_Botwinick posted- Have you been reading the works of Marcion to her? ;)


    [​IMG] [​IMG] :D
     
    #35 Rachel, Nov 20, 2005
  16. Elnora

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    In the What's for dinner #4 thread Sue posted:

    Now, I don't know about you but I like to cook all the meat before I eat it.

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    #36 Elnora, Nov 25, 2005
  17. Barnabas H.

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    Don't feel bad bruren777, for there is not one perfect person on the Baptist Board, only sinners saved by grace. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #37 Barnabas H., Nov 28, 2005
  18. Elnora

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    #38 Elnora, Nov 28, 2005
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    In the Common Grounds Coffee House,

    menageriekeeper said:

    "I'm off to bed myself. T is headed to Atlanta in the morning so I'll have to get up about 3:30 to get him off. I might even beat Sue up! I'm going back to bed after he leaves though."

    Gina L replied:

    "You can have the chocolate all to yourself, just please don't beat Sue up!"


    Has it come to this for chocolate?
    :eek:
     
    #39 Elnora, Nov 29, 2005
  20. Rachel

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    #40 Rachel, Nov 30, 2005
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