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Discussion in '2008 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Oct 16, 2005.

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  1. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    On a thread about changes in the English language, Hope of Glory posted:

    I want to be gay and not feel queer about it.

    [​IMG] :eek: [​IMG]
     
    #41 I Am Blessed 24, Dec 1, 2005
  2. Elnora

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Oh my!! [​IMG]
     
    #43 Gayla, Dec 1, 2005
  4. Thankful

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    Here is a topic of a thread started by
    I am Blessed 16

    My angel has fallen and she can't get up. HELP!

    (Some days our Guardian Angel has to work harden than others [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] )
     
    #44 Thankful, Dec 7, 2005
  5. Gayla

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    posted by I Am Blessed 16:

    "Of course, this is the week I have to do my running for the week-end. I have to get my hair cut, go to the deli and find something to wear to the wedding!!!"

    reply by Friend of God:
    "Where at the deli do they have things to wear to weddings?"

    reply by Gina L:
    "A wedding dress made of various cold cuts. Sounds delicious! You could use the very thin slices of turkey that get all raggedy at the ends for the trim around the sleeves and hems."
     
    #45 Gayla, Dec 7, 2005
  6. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Posted by Friend of God in the Coffee House (replying to my post).

    :rolleyes: [​IMG] :rolleyes:
     
    #46 I Am Blessed 24, Dec 10, 2005
  7. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Cute! [​IMG]
     
    #47 Barnabas H., Jan 25, 2006
  8. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    It happened sometime this afternoon when the BB re-opened but not many people knew about it. [​IMG]

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #48 Barnabas H., Jan 29, 2006
  9. standingfirminChrist

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    Barnabas,

    Any idea why my wife cannot sign on?

    I can sign on using her name on my pc, but she cannot on hers.

    Keeps getting the message that the BB is still down temporarily while it goes through routine maintenance.

    Ron
     
    #49 standingfirminChrist, Jan 29, 2006
  10. donnA

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    Life outside the BB!!?? Why didn't someone tell me?!
     
    #50 donnA, Jan 29, 2006
  11. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Hey wait a minute Bro. Ron. Your wife's inability to sign in to the BB supposed to be humorous?! Well, under some peculiar circumstances it could be humorous, but not while you both are setting side by side at the same table before your own computers..... :rolleyes: By the way, I know from the computer forum that Lady Linda did manage to log in. Have a blessed day! [​IMG]
     
    #51 Barnabas H., Jan 29, 2006
  12. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Verrry interesting.... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #52 Barnabas H., Jan 29, 2006
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    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Dr. Bob, you woudn't! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #53 Barnabas H., Jan 29, 2006
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    quote:Originally posted by exscentric: Visited a church week before last - they have an interium pastor. His wife came to greet us, my wife extended her hand to shake - the pastors wife jerked back her hand to avoid the wife. "I don't shake hands anymore, I get sick much less!" Today we returned and in the prayer time the deacon asked the Lord to raise up the pastor's wife from her cold. Question. Would it be appropriate for us to thank her for not shaking our hands last time so that we didn't get her cold? [Smile]

    quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bob: You ARE evil, aren't you?? [Razz] If I have a cold, I will not shake hands. It is common courtesy. I give the ones I don't like a kiss instead. Quicker and more effective . . . [Roll Eyes]

    Aren't we commanded to bear one another's burdens?
     
    #54 standingfirminChrist, Jan 30, 2006
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    original quote by DesiderioDomini:
    The book of Mormon is part of the Bible?

    I thought Philip baptized the Eunuch, not Peter????
     
    #55 standingfirminChrist, Jan 30, 2006
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    Ummmm....I'm assuming you left a very important word out here... </font>[/QUOTE]
     
    #56 Linda64, Jan 30, 2006
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    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Ummmm....I'm assuming you left a very important word out here...</font>[/QUOTE]</font>[/QUOTE][​IMG] Hey, Lady Linda, could the word be N O T?! (To be inserted between "he will" and "abuse his wife) [​IMG]
     
    #57 Barnabas H., Jan 30, 2006
  18. I Am Blessed 24

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    Let's hope so! :eek:
     
    #58 I Am Blessed 24, Jan 30, 2006
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    Just in case standingfirm doesn't see this thread to post it, he did fix his mistake a page later in that particular thread.
     
    #59 ccrobinson, Jan 30, 2006
  20. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    That does not matter. He already made the Hall of Fame for good humor on the BB. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #60 Barnabas H., Jan 30, 2006
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