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Humorous Quotes by BB Members #1

Discussion in '2008 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Oct 16, 2005.

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  1. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    Quoted from Magnetic Poles:

    I didn't realize marijuana brownies were green plants :laugh:
     
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    this isn't a quote, but funny nevertheless. Just got done going to quick links to see who was online....

    :laugh:
     
    #143 webdog, Apr 20, 2007
  4. I Am Blessed 24

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    This was taken from the Coffee House during a conversation on large families. TLB is going to have another baby and the nurse asked her if she was catholic. Her reply (and typo):

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
    #144 I Am Blessed 24, Apr 26, 2007
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    At least we aren't breaded baptists ;)
     
    #145 mcdirector, Apr 26, 2007
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    In a thread about "the king who ate grass"
    I saw the following - "left God out of his planes " apparently king Nebuchadnezzar did this ..............

    and .......... look what happened to him ....and his fingernail grew like a wild animal. Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #146 Gwyneth, Apr 26, 2007
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    You're not gonna catch ME flying.

    God said, "Lo, I will be with thee alway."
     
    #147 I Am Blessed 24, Apr 26, 2007
  8. Barnabas H.

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    Fear of flying, huh? And I thought you are one brave little soul. :laugh:
     
    #148 Barnabas H., Apr 27, 2007
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    I am, Barnabas. As long as my feet are on the ground. :thumbs:

    This is from a thread about corndoggy not fitting in at church.

    :laugh: :applause: :laugh:
     
    #149 I Am Blessed 24, Apr 27, 2007
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    A bit of humor from the Coffee House.

     
    #150 I Am Blessed 24, Apr 30, 2007
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    In the "Looking to Daytona" thread in the Sports forum, padredurand, one of the BB resident comedians, posted this.

    :laugh:
     
    #151 ccrobinson, May 1, 2007
  12. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    As you may noticed, the Humorous Quotes by BB Members #1 thread has ran its course. Started way back on October 16, 2005, it is high time we have it retired and start a new one.

    Thank you all who contributed to the success of this funny thread! Trust that you'll come and visit the new Humorous Quotes by BB Members #2 and keep adding to its contents. :type:
     
    #152 Barnabas H., May 1, 2007
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