I just drugged myself

nooooooo!!!!!! anything but that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Now you can be part of our group!

 

Diggin,
Did not the good Lord give us common sense also? Dont you think it might be that physicians and medication is a blessing from God instead a sign of lack of faith? Cant you see the difference between that and someone abusing perscriptions if that is what you are getting at?

There are denominations that believe in no medical care. Maybe that would suit you more than Baptist.

 

Drat. I shoulda just got a bucket o' salve and a bottle o' grape juice. Then I'd never have had back problems, and could've saved thousands in insurance costs.

It would have hurt like crazy, though, to have an ankle reconstructed so I could walk normally, and have to treat the pain of all that installed steel in my ankle with salve and juice.

But hey, since I don't have enough faith...

Tinytim, when you're through with that skin salve for your high blood pressure, could you send me some for my broken vertebrae?

Thanks.

 

salve for my BP? Nah, you got it wrong... the grape juice is for my BP. The salve is for my mental conditionl.

 

Important medical note: You should only use the salve ONE TIME.

Rembember, once salved, always salved.:thumbs:

 

That's very funny Mr. Bell and normally, I'd just say "HA" except that here "HA" is not enough to qualify for a post all on it's own. :tongue3:

 

Will that salve work on cancer???

 

If it does, DITW should patent it and make millions.

If it did, I'd have two of my kinfolk on it right now!

 

I would be using it too!

I would also start rubbing it on my daughter's stub and see if the leg she lost to cancer at 15 would grow back...

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (Worthy of 3 laughing faces!)

 

You know, the logic behind this thought that faithful Christians should not use medicine because Jesus didn't, is ridiculous.

Should we throw away hearing aids?.... Jesus just gave back the hearing.
Should we throw away glasses?....Jesus healed the blind.

And what about all the dead.... Jesus never preached a funeral!!!
Shame on us preachers preaching funerals..... We must not have faith enough...

Now what was that about Jesus not giving out medicine?

 

I'll settle this debate once'd and for all.

Don't the Bible say that no man cometh unto the Father unless the Spirit draws him? Well, I heard a hardshell preacher say once'd that "draw" really means "drag." That means everbody that's saved has gotten saved by being drugged.

Let God be true and every man a liar.

 

ba da bing!!!!!
Brilliant, my man!! Brilliant!

I remember being drug to church a few times when I was a child!