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I just realized something!

church mouse guy

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I Just Realized Something:

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~

MY dog is a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT!
 

Rippon

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It depends. I think he may be a lot nicer than liberal Democrats. Does he whine much? Does he practice deceit? Does he appreciate you --his benefactor? I think a nice dog is a better deal even if you give him so many things free of charge.
 

Deacon

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What a terrible thing to say about your dog!

My dog greeted me expectantly at the door with a happy wag and kiss when I arrived home after a hard day's work – liberal democrats denigrate and vilify those who care for them.

My dog kept my feet warm on cold winter nights - liberal democrats want to tax the fuel that keeps my feet warm.

My dog killed the varmints in the yard - liberal democrats are the varmints in the yard.

Rob
 

poncho

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I Just Realized Something:

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~

MY dog is a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT!

He's only doing what you trained him to do.
 
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