If you had to pick another...

I once candidated at an Evangelical Free because somehow they got my resume and I will preach most anywhere plus I did not know anything about. I could not have served there. Their constitution allowed you to be spiton, sprinkled,poured, splashed or immersed, but you could not be a member if you smoked.

As a preahcer, if there were no Baptist Church I would start one. If I were not a preacher I would have a hard time going anywhere else because of too many doctrinal differences, infant baptist, women preahcers and deacons, Arminianism, TULIPs (the only twolips I love are mu wife's.), read prayers, consubstantiation, high church hooey, etc, etc. I would have to just put a mirror in front of me and preach to myself, my wife and my dog.