Originally posted by Daniel Dunivan:
Why can't we read scripture like we read everything else, in a nuanced and commonsensical way. The thing about the mountains dripping with wine: I laughed out loud so hard I fell out of my chair
. This is a poetical way of talking about bounty. As far as the creation stuff, you are taking two poems and making them say the same thing. Your approach says much more about your position than the theology of scripture.
Laugh all you like. Your reply simply shows that you don't care all that much about what scripture
says. I pointed out that it was scripturally consistent to have mountains dropping wine, and for God to have fingers, and instead of arguing with me from scripture, you just laugh at me. Well, I don't care what you think of me, but if your arguments made any sense you'd argue from scripture. All you've done is exalt your own pre-conceieved opinion, e.g. about God not having fingers, above the words of the Bible. You then laugh at anyone who believes what the Bible says, because you can't argue with them from scripture.
Who decides what genre something is? The author did, now it is the job of a trained eye mixed with a lot of common sense to recognize it. I have spent so much time working with biblical literary and rhetorical criticisms that in most cases I can recognize it immediately. Within scholarly circles, there is not that much disagreement over genre issues (unless you are talking about something like Jonah or Daniel).
Does this remind anyone else of the Roman Catholic attitude? "Oh, you ignoramus - you don't have the 'common sense' or the 'learning'
or the 'experience' to understand the genre! Ask me, and
I'll tell you what that means! I'll laugh at you if you take the Bible literally!" Well, I'm just glad I haven't got the "learnig" that tells me I can't believe God has fingers. If you read anything else about a person, and it talked about their fingers, you'd believe they had fingers. Why not God?