Is My Motivation for Drinking Beer Wrong?

[Arbo]

Last time I checked, there were no creeks, streams, rivers or oceans that ran beer. Nor have I seen gardens that grow beer.

Beer is not a natural product. It is brewed by man.

I presume you hold to an all-natural organic-only diet.

 

[Arbo]

Hardy har har har. So far, thank the Lord, a full bladder makes my lil' eyes pop open instead of wetting the bed.

...until tonight. You just jinxed yourself.:laugh:

 

[Tom Butler]

I have a friend who is the king of malaprops. He says "I don't drink beer, but I do take a little wine for municipal purposes."

 

[righteousdude2]

Just a thought - but it works!

From one of the 28 other drinking threads:

My wife snores like a banshee. I slap the mattress, poke her, push her to get her to change her sleeping position. She will roll over and within 2 minutes start snoring again. Most nights I don't get to sleep until past 1:00 am even though lights go off around 11:00 pm. Funny thing though, when I drink a beer or two on Friday night or Saturday night I don't have a problem getting to sleep.

So am I wrong or sinning by drinking a couple of beers so I can get some much needed sleep?

Buy here one of those mouth guards. They do work. And they are less expensive then a keg, and you will be sober and rested again :laugh:

 

[InTheLight]

Buy here one of those mouth guards. They do work. And they are less expensive then a keg, and you will be sober and rested again :laugh:

She's got one and it doesn't work.

 

[webdog]

Maybe give your wife the beer, and when she's out good...carry her to the couch

 

[Gregory Perry Sr.]

Lolololololololololololololol

Or you could just use earplugs.

My wife snores like a 737. But the only time it bothers me is when we are asleep and I happen to throw my arm over her chest and the vibrations shake me awake. Deafness has it's advantages!

:laugh::laugh::laugh: I KNOW what a 737 sounds like.....now Brother...that was just plain old funny.

Bro.Greg

 

[convicted1]

From one of the 28 other drinking threads:

My wife snores like a banshee. I slap the mattress, poke her, push her to get her to change her sleeping position. She will roll over and within 2 minutes start snoring again. Most nights I don't get to sleep until past 1:00 am even though lights go off around 11:00 pm. Funny thing though, when I drink a beer or two on Friday night or Saturday night I don't have a problem getting to sleep.

So am I wrong or sinning by drinking a couple of beers so I can get some much needed sleep?

Whatever one does at home is between them and God. The ideal place to drink, if one does indeed drink, is at home. Why? Sure, I guess there's liberty in consumming alcohol, I guess. But there's no liberty of drinking and then getting behind the wheel. That's breaking the law. So, that's why I am kinda at odds with not being entirely in either camp.....to abstain, or not abstain, that is. But if you have two drinks at the local restaurant, and then go through a "check point" and blow a 0.09%, you're going to jail for DUI/DWI. If you blow a 0.09% after being involved in a wreck and someone's killed, and it's not your fault, you're still looking at A LOT of jail time. Try using THAT for a witness when you are telling people about Jesus.

 

[convicted1]

She's got one and it doesn't work.

If she finds out you're telling us about her snoring, she'll remedy your problem for you.....the couch.....:laugh:


You won't hear her from there......:laugh: :sleep:

 

[InTheLight]

If she finds out you're telling us about her snoring, she'll remedy your problem for you.....the couch.....:laugh:


You won't hear her from there......:laugh: :sleep:

I've got an audio file on my phone of her snoring that I break out on occasion. She loves it!! NOT!

 

[Arbo]

I've got an audio file on my phone of her snoring that I break out on occasion. She loves it!! NOT!

Sounds like you want to be a doghouse exile.:laugh:

 

[InTheLight]

I ended up going to the couch at 1:55 am last night. Got up at 6:45. Gonna be a rough day...