Jesus Goes to Geneva...

[Ran the Man]

I just wonder if Lord Jesus had come to Geneva during the time of Calvin what He would say. I guess He'd ride in on His donkey, the people would lay down palm leaves to welcome Him in to save them.
I think He would tell John Calvin " WHAT IN THE HELL ARE DOING, LITERALLY? I made you a shepard of my sheep, you became an animal torturer. I am gentle and kind. My yoke is easy, my burden is light. All you had to do was do like Me. You are no follower of mine. For many will come to me that day and say "Lord did we not prophecy (preach) your doctrine? I will say i don't know you. Out with you, you killer of my sheep".
Then he'd put on the Doobie Brothers or maybe some Ojays on vinyl, people would dance in the street, then have a huge feast. It would be a nice time.
The End

 

[prophecy70]

I just wonder if Lord Jesus had come to Geneva during the time of Calvin what He would say. I guess He'd ride in on His donkey, the people would lay down palm leaves to welcome Him in to save them.
I think He would tell John Calvin " WHAT IN THE HELL ARE DOING, LITERALLY? I made you a shepard of my sheep, you became an animal torturer. I am gentle and kind. My yoke is easy, my burden is light. All you had to do was do like Me. You are no follower of mine. For many will come to me that day and say "Lord did we not prophecy (preach) your doctrine? I will say i don't know you. Out with you, you killer of my sheep".
Then he'd put on the Doobie Brothers or maybe some Ojays on vinyl, people would dance in the street, then have a huge feast. It would be a nice time.
The End

I think my intelligence just went down considerably after reading that nonsense.

 

[JonC]

I think my intelligence just went down considerably after reading that nonsense.

The song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped in my head.

 

[Ran the Man]

I think my intelligence just went down considerably after reading that nonsense.

Loosen up. Intellect isn't everything. Oh wait, it is in western intellectualism.

 

[tyndale1946]

The song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped in my head.

That's funny because this part of Acts popped in my head... Brother Glen

Acts 19:15 Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye?

 

[Ran the Man]

That's funny because this part of Acts popped in my head... Brother Glen

Acts 19:15 Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye?

That's what demons say to Calvinists.

 

[prophecy70]

Loosen up. Intellect isn't everything. Oh wait, it is in western intellectualism.

You must be extremely "loose" if thats the case.

 

[Ran the Man]

You must be extremely "loose" if thats the case.

Oh no. I speak 2 other languages, and can read even more. I play about 5 or 6 instruments, I read, write, and arrange music. I arrange curriculums and teach both ESL and music.