Jesus is coming on May 21, 2011

[Earth Wind and Fire]

May 21st, so soon?!? Where is he comming into? Ive gotta make sure Im home that day.

Guess my bible was wrong about not knowing though. Remind me to buy a newer version. LOL

 

[Aaron]

Not ready, eh?

 

[Salty]

Praise God, but why tarry so long, dear Lord?

Tax refund?

 

[RAdam]

People who date-set are apparently unaware of one crucial bit of information - time is not constant across the planet. Who is today over here is already tomorrow on the other side of the world.

 

[Steadfast Fred]

People who date-set are apparently unaware of one crucial bit of information - time is not constant across the planet. Who is today over here is already tomorrow on the other side of the world.

Oops... those who are in today will miss it. I'd better move to a country where I get first seat.

 

[Tom Bryant]

People who date-set are apparently unaware of one crucial bit of information - time is not constant across the planet. Who is today over here is already tomorrow on the other side of the world.

No, He comes 24 different times.

I'd rather it be today!

 

[Steadfast Fred]

No, He comes 24 different times.

I'd rather it be today!

24 times? Cool. So, that means that if I am visiting a relative in California and He comes and I miss it, I can get on a jet and move east to Rhode Island and get prayed up before He arrives.

Wait... reverse that. I am in Rhode Island and jet over to California.

 

[Bobby Hamilton]

What part of "he comes as a thief in the night" do people not understand?

 

[abcgrad94]

Shhh, Bobby. Now they'll start saying he'll come after the sun goes down on that date, if they aren't already.

 

[Matt Black]

Is this date another Wikileaks revelation? If so, we can expect Mr Assange to be on the receiving end of some heavy-duty smiting which will make the Swedish allegations look like a walk in the park...

 

[Jon-Marc]

I can only hope that it's true.