Look, I just believe the Bible. Apparently you don't.
Do you get it yet winman?
This is how you argue.
The difference is that you believe hyperbole. You believe obvious exaggeration, such as a newborn child telling lies, being poisonous, having a mouthful of huge teeth, and melting like a snail.
I believe what is believable, Jesus said he did not know the exact day and hour he would return.
I believe God appeared as a man to Jacob, and in this form Jacob was able to prevail over him in a wrestling match. If God can appear as a man (and he can) then this is believable.