“On Sundays, Americans used to close their businesses, shine up their shoes, and wear their very best clothes. Sure, they were sin-laden enemies of the Almighty and objects of His wrath, but at least they had the common decency to act like they weren’t.”
http://babylonbee.com/news/local-pa...n-america-pretended-to-be-a-christian-nation/
http://babylonbee.com/news/local-pa...n-america-pretended-to-be-a-christian-nation/