Loneliness

[Crabtownboy]

“The cure for loneliness is solitude.”.

Marianne Moore

 

[Alcott]

Then the cure for famine must be drought.

 

[InTheLight]

The cure for insomnia is staying awake.

 

[Salty]

The cure for being on Baptist Board forum too much is just go the BB Facebook page.

 

[Sapper Woody]

I cant think of anything clever. So pretend I said something funny.

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[Salty]

I cant think of anything clever. So pretend I said something funny.

Sapper - I cant stop laughing at what you said-
Think of it - Sapper trying say something funny!!!!!


In fact once, I was in the Army Brig for a while - and lo and behold - Sapper appears.
for some unknown reason they put an Engineer with a Quartermaster!
( I thought that was against our union rules)

Anyways, Sapper wanted to know why someone would call out a number - and everyone would start laughing. I explained we had told those same jokes over and over that we finally just assigned them all numbers. So I told Sapper that he should try. - just yell out any number between 1 and 125. So he yells out "99" - not one person laughed - So he tried again - "26" Nothing - So I said Try number 21 - that is one of the funniest jokes - so he yelled out "21" the other inmates just started booing. Sapper just couldn't understand what happend. I told him - "well, some people can tell jokes and some just cant.

 

[Sapper Woody]

Sapper - I cant stop laughing at what you said-
Think of it - Sapper trying say something funny!!!!!


In fact once, I was in the Army Brig for a while - and lo and behold - Sapper appears.
for some unknown reason they put an Engineer with a Quartermaster!
( I thought that was against our union rules)

Anyways, Sapper wanted to know why someone would call out a number - and everyone would start laughing. I explained we had told those same jokes over and over that we finally just assigned them all numbers. So I told Sapper that he should try. - just yell out any number between 1 and 125. So he yells out "99" - not one person laughed - So he tried again - "26" Nothing - So I said Try number 21 - that is one of the funniest jokes - so he yelled out "21" the other inmates just started booing. Sapper just couldn't understand what happend. I told him - "well, some people can tell jokes and some just cant.

The real reason that story is funny is because there's no way a sapper would be in the brig alone. He'd have two or three battle buddies with him.

Sapper's weekend recitation:

If you drink, don't drive.
If you drive, don't drink.
If you get in a fight, win.
If you go to jail, bring a battle buddy.

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