Man Shocked To Learn Black Letters In Bible Just As Inspired As Red

[Revmitchell]

From Babylon Bee:
DRAPER, VA—Local man Brian Reed was startled Monday to learn from an internet search that the black letters in his Bible are every bit as authoritative as the red letters.

“I could have sworn the words of Jesus were, like, extra inspired,” he explained to sources. “Except for Revelation 2 and 3. He sounds a little peeved there.”

“Shoot, I even returned a Bible to Family Christian one time after realizing there were no red letters in it. I totally thought it was defective.”

Reed, who recently completed a Red-Letters-In-A-Year reading plan for the third year in a row, admits he is intimidated by the implications of his discovery. “Man, I’m really going to have to buckle down and get reading. I can’t believe the Son of God has spoken to me in 62 other books.”

http://babylonbee.com/news/man-shocked-learn-black-letters-bible-just-inspired-red/

 

[annsni]

LOL - What's sad is that there are actually real people who do believe the red letters are more inspired.

 

[Salty]

LOL - What's sad is that there are actually real people who do believe the red letters are more inspired.

I was talking to a lady in Oneida several moths ago - who believed that. - she had a one track mind - there was no changing her ill-logic.

 

[Jerome]

Yeah I heard that from customers when I worked for Lifeway (actually Baptist Sunday School Board then). Or they would demand one with Holy Bible printed on the cover. -I have to get a Holy Bible!

 

[StefanM]

Conservative evangelicals and atheists agree:

Every word of the Bible is as divinely inspired as every other word.

 

[JonC]

LOL - What's sad is that there are actually real people who do believe the red letters are more inspired.

The only important letters are the read ones, or so I've been told.