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Member of the Year 2004 Thread

Discussion in 'News & Announcements' started by bb_baptist, Dec 4, 2004.

  1. rsr

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    Diane, I think they've figured out by now I'm in good standing with the Crank Party. I still have some 'splainin' to do about Gina ...
     
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    Official letter from CP headquarters
    RE: Possible mechanical failures in electronic
    voting system.

    Dear Webmaster:
    It has come the attention of my clients that there appears to be some question of whether or not the votes in this year's election may possibly be skewed by mechanical errors within the program technology utilized by the BB.
    Be assured that all paths of action will be utilized to ensure that my client's have not been cheated of their votes.
    To avoid possible legal remifications, we propose that you allow representatives for our client(s) to manually inspect and test the voting process. This can only accurately be done by reposting a new poll and cutting off the ability for viewing by anyone but the afformentioned party(ies).
    Thank you for understanding our position and for your full cooperation.
    Sincerely,
    Bill Ulater and C. Uincourt, Esqs.
     
  3. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    Alright - is there a Zartakian conspiracy afoot to here to rob the legal vote leader of his lead?
     
  4. rsr

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    Sorry, C4K, the Bilderbergers have picked up the option on this project, so the Zartakians are out to lunch. Or launch.

    It's an alien concept, but there it is.
     
  5. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    Its all the same group, the Bilderbergers are also tools of the Illuminati, but they area all under the ultimate direction of Zirtak.
     
  6. rsr

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    The Bilderbergers are totally, totally, divorced from the Illuminati. Some disagreement over some bad cheese back in 1893, I think.

    The Knights Templar tried to take advantage but were slapped down; now, THOSE are the people you need to watch.
     
  7. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    I think they are all against me ;)
     
  8. rsr

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    Well, only a select few of us know who they are. And the Crank Party, true to its mission, ain't gonna tell.
     
  9. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    My fate is sealed - there will be a huge number of voters, none of whom will include me in their list and I will go crashing down in defeat - but I can take heart in that it was part of the plot ;) .
     
  10. rsr

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    Don't give up yet; the NWO folks are yet to weigh in. Never know where they might land. They might vote for you just to prove they don't exist.

    Wait. That would prove they do exist. Unless, of course, they voted for you to prove they do exist but people will take it as a sign they don't exist ...

    No wonder we Cranks keep on keeping on.
     
  11. rsr

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    Phillip: I have a wonderful offer from a forlorn Nigerian emigre who wants your Paypal account number.
     
  12. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    I say vote for Sue, Jospeph, rsr, and Gina - but just to be safe ALSO mark your ballot for C4K.
     
  13. rsr

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    I am da Gina, and I approved this message.
     
  14. rsr

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    Statement from the Internet Electoral Commission:

    It has come to the attention of the Internet Electoral Commission (hereinafter referenced as the "IEC") that certain disclosures are mandatory and incumbent upon the respondents (hereinafter referenced as the "Cranks.")

    The Cranks, upon examination of required filings, have been recipients of support from the Illuminati, the Masons, the John Birch Society, the New World Order LLC, General Motors, Fred Phelps, Robert Schuller, Bishop Spong, Bennie Hinn, Mother Teresa (filings are still being examined on that submittal), St. Francis of Assisi (another incomplete submittal), the Rev. Moon, Jerry Falwell, John Leland (we've been unable to find all the paperwork on that one), H.E. Fosdick (can't anyone get the forms right?) and Billy Sunday. The largest contributor is the International Association for the Advancement of Aluminum Foil for the Prevention of Excessive Mind Control and Other Bad Things.

    A complete report is available from the commission for $1,000 (American, of course. Other rates of exchange will be quoted upon request.)

    Sincerely and with all due diligence,

    Makin A. Livin,

    Deputy assistant secretary to the assistant director of the Internet Electoral Commission for the examination of Things You've Read on the Internet But Can't Believe Someone Would Be That Far Out There, Or Maybe They Would.
     
  15. dianetavegia

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    Actually, if the long time members appear and vote, both C4K and I Am Blessed 16 might be overlooked since their memberships are 1 year 2 months for Roger and 2 years for Sue. The true old times might not even recoginize Roger since his name change from Christ4Kildare to C4K.

    Donna can attest to loss of votes when she changed her name close to voting time last year. People looking for Katie007 couldn't find her!
     
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    Hey! I'm happy!

    I have 43 votes and I wasn't sure there were 43 people in the WHOLE WORLD that liked me! :D

    It's a nice feeling... [​IMG]
     
  17. dianetavegia

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    Now Sue! You are well loved on the board! I'm just shocked so few have voted! Only 3 or so more than last year but we have so many MORE members than last year.

    GET OUT THE VOTE! ONLY DAYS LEFT!
     
  18. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    169 members voted so far (out of the 5,500 active members).

    Only 4 days left to add your vote!
     
  20. Debby in Philly

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    Maybe I haven't been annoying enough. I think that's how some folks get votes. Name recognition. No such thing as bad publicity.
     
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