Name Game

[Bible-boy]

Hey, I work in a grocery store as well. It's my job to make sure that the shelves are full at all times.

Ben Stocker

 

[Bible-boy]

This is a public service announcment. Please do not utilize the services of that ambulance chaser known as Ima Shyster. State records indicate that Ima Shyster failed the Bar Exam 15 times. If you need to hire a top notched law firm contact me at 1-LAW-FOR-HIRE.

Sincerely,

Judge Dewy

From the Law Offices of Dewy, Gettem, & Howe

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Hey Judge!

I know you, I have tried cases in your court and lost all of them. A little payola going on here?

Hugh R. Crooked

 

[Bible-boy]

I can personally vouch for Judge Dewy. He has never directly accepted a bribe from someone involved in a case in his courtroom.

Jimmy Underhand (Court Clerk)

[ March 10, 2003, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: BibleboyII ]

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Oh, come on Jimmy! You're just saying that because you got a piece of the pie.

Hugh R. Ufooling

 

[Bible-boy]

I just finished racing in my first Daytona 500!

Dizzy Driver

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I saw that race! It was a nice sunshiny day.

Tanya Freckles

 

[Gib]

After the race, you come by my resturant. I will feed you until you cannot eat anymore. If you don't like it, just don't come back. Whatever you do, don't say anything in front of my face. It's better to eat and run.

Chef Spitzen Yorsoop

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I came by your restaurant and wondered why my soup tasted strange.

I. Will Notbeback

 

[Gib]

I went to that restaurant and found the food and service below standards. I requested to speak to the owner, Chef Yorsoop. He invited me to the kitchen to talk it over. He showed me where they prepare the food, where they wash the dishes and the freezer. When he opened the door to the freezer he pushed me in and shut the door. I was rescued when one of the other cooks came in to get something.

I. B. Cold

P.S. I am going to contact Ima Shyster to see what my legal options are.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I went to see Ima Shyster once.

I. B. Suin

 

[stubbornkelly]

So, my ex-fiance had me sign this document before we were to be married, but then I found out he'd been seeing another woman behind my back. I figure the "nice" way to let him know it's over is to deliver this thing back to him in an envelope -- of legal confetti!


Taryn DuPris Knupp

 

[Gib]

That other woman is now my "I'm-over-her" girlfriend. I think the two were made for each other. I called and told she would'nt be seeing me anymore.

C.U. Leighter

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I'm glad you folks are recovering. But you need to take one more step,

Tanya Forgive.

 

[Gib]

I tried out for the community choir today. I thought I sounded fine. They said I was a little "pitchy?" The choral director said I was possibly the worst singer she had ever heard. It's not like I sound like Barney Fife. They have not seen the last of me.

R. Ealy Ovkee

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I have the same problem. I can only sing in the choir if I mime.

Sue Tonedeaf

 

[WonderingOne]

Well, we have a girl in our choir who gets angry if she's not allowed to sing a solo part every Sunday. Can you beat that?

Sincerely,

I. C. Pride

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I used to sing soprano until I got Bronchitis. I can't hit those high notes anymore.

I.B. Alto

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

I think you sing beautifully as a saprano.

Mae Bea Lying

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

WS

I don't think that was the only problem...

Sue B. Offkey