Name Game

[Sam]

I love good singing. It sounds beautiful to hear the whole congregation sing out of the church hymnals. I also enjoy the ones who are willing to sing specials.

JOY N. MUSIC

 

[Gib]

My birthday is this Saturday. Mommy and Daddy went to the store today without me. When they came home I met them at the door shouting, "Let me see! Let me see!" They rushed off to their bedroom and said I would have to wait till Saturday. It's hard to wait when you're 8 yrs old.

Ken I. See

 

[Sam]

Speaking of birthday's, my husband will be 39 tomorrow, May 9th.

BERTHA DAY

 

[WonderingOne]

When Jack Benny turned 39 he never had another birthday. Think your hubby will do that?

Willie Age

 

[Sam]

Birthday's don't bother him. He says if he didn't have a birthday he would be dead.

BEN A. LIVON

 

[Gib]

My wife saw the post written by Willie Age. She wrote me a little note about her upcoming 40th birthday. Here's how it went:

"Hon, you will not have one of those lordy-lordy-look-who's-40 surprise parties. I will not admit to be 40 and will be happy to be just 39.

Signed,

Shirley Knott"

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

The years keep coming whether we want to admit it or not...hubby says he will not age!

Betty Will

 

[Gib]

No mam, I've found the fountain of youth and I ain't gonna age no more.

Noah Waye

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Oh, come on Noah! You are just exercising wishful thinking. We will all age...even you.

Frank Lee Uwill

 

[Gib]

I may age on the outside, but, I will always be a kid at heart.

K. Ed Adhart

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Ditto. I try to keep in touch with the 'little girl' inside. After all, "Grandmas are JUST antique little girls"!

Grandma Young

 

[WonderingOne]

Hubby is making one of his delicious apple pies for our lunch, I can't wait to have some.

Juwanna Peace

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I make GREAT apple pies, but I am not cooking today! Sure you want to share?

Juanita Piece

 

[Gib]

I love fresh baked apple pie. But, we gotta have some vanilla ice cream to go on top. If you don't have, I'll bring it.

Hal A. Mode

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I have ice cream, but I also love melted cheese on it. But then, I like cheese on pumpkin pie too!

Titus Yummy

 

[WonderingOne]

Oh, I really wish you all were here, the pie is delicious! I'd cut all of you a big piece and we'd dive in.

Sharon D. Zert

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I wish you'd hush about that pie!

I. B. Gettinhungry

 

[thetaterkid]

Well, I just couldn't stand it. I went to the store and bought a Mrs. Smith's apple pie. Put in the oven and forgot all about it. The house caught on fire and burnt to the ground. I can build another house, but what about my pie???

Howe S. Birndoun

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Well, now you have 'apple crisp'!

From now on, let your wife do the cooking!

Mary Homemaker

 

[thetaterkid]

I've had a miserable day. My only day off and 5 telemarketers, 2 Mormons, 3 Jehova witnesses, a vinyl siding salesman, my nosy neighbor and a Baptist preacher. Give me a break.

Lee V. Melone