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Featured New Calvinist Dating Site

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by DrJamesAch, Jun 22, 2013.

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  1. Benjamin

    Benjamin Well-Known Member
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    Yeah, think I heard of this dating site.

    They call the site “Irresistible Sovereign Grace for Singles”.

    The owner humbly decided to monopolize on the name “Grace”.

    There are no other women there so you don’t have a choice.

    If you’re going to give her a gift she only accepts them wrapped with TULIPs.

    Apparently, contrary to the L position, this Grace goes out to whosoever that asks.

    Beware though:

    Her demands must be unconditionally met from the beginning of any relationship.

    And her slogan is: “You can't say no to Irresistible Grace!”
     
    #41 Benjamin, Jun 24, 2013
  2. DrJamesAch

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    And you will never be able to tell her that you gave her flowers when she gets mad at you, she will claim that she had no choice in receiving the gifts so it really was not a gift in the first place!

    The dating site should offer free lawyers and they will need free counseling for the divorces. It will come as a shock to them when they realize that the marriage was supposed to be predetermined, and even God said that what He joined together, let not man put asunder, and then in the same breath, determined their divorce. That's gotta be enough to make anyone nuts :)
     
    #42 DrJamesAch, Jun 24, 2013
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    Cough...bs..cough...bs...:smilewinkgrin::smilewinkgrin::smilewinkgrin:
     
    #43 Earth Wind and Fire, Jun 24, 2013
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