New Improved Obamacare Program Released on 35 Floppy Disks

[InTheLight]

WASHINGTON—Responding to widespread criticism regarding its health care website, the federal government today unveiled its new, improved Obamacare program, which allows Americans to purchase health insurance after installing a software bundle contained on 35 floppy disks.

“I have heard the complaints about the existing website, and I can assure you that with this revised system, finding the right health care option for you and your family is as easy as loading 35 floppy disks sequentially into your disk drive and following the onscreen prompts,” President Obama told reporters this morning,

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[thisnumbersdisconnected]

"Floppy disks"?? He's kidding, right?

Yes he is. This "story" originated on The Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-improved-obamacare-program-released-on-35-flop,34294/

 

[SolaSaint]

I'll loan him my old Commodore 64..:smilewinkgrin:

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

I'll loan him my old Commodore 64..:smilewinkgrin:

I've got a friend who's made about a thousand upgrades from freeware, and added who knows how many peripherals, and still uses at 64. I think the word for him is "stubborn."