Obama is my shepherd

[LadyEagle]

This email would be funny if it weren't so sad....

FROM THE FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
PSALM 2008-2012
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY
OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES.
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

Today's Quote:
"Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the
world, *so they went to the polls and removed all doubt."*

 

[Steven2006]

*sigh* Please make it stop.

 

[JamieinNH]

This one is similar in nature of the one that passed around about Bush.

Bush is my Shepherd

The 23rd Qualm:
1. Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
2. He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

3. He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

4. He restoreth my fears.
5. He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.

6. Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
7. Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
8. Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
9. Thou anointest my head with foreign oil. My health insurance runneth out.
10. Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
11. And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.



I don't think a president is president until someone writes one of these about them... :laugh:

 

[Salty]

This one is similar in nature of the one that passed around about Bush.

Bush is my Shepherd

The 23rd Qualm:
1. Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
If I want something I work for it

2. He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
A.) Makes lots of jobs and B.) trees can be replanted

3. He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
At least we still freedom to travel

4. He restoreth my fears.
I was no longer fearing an attack

5. He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Hmmmm

6. Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Ok, lets outlaw all planes and cars- we don't have a dept of war (offense) we have a dep of Defense!

7. Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
As long as their tax rate is not LESS then mine


8. Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
I will forgive him for being a Methodist :laugh:

9. Thou anointest my head with foreign oil. My health insurance runneth out.
How I wish he would have drilled more oil in Alaska - wait didn't he want to?
I am really upset because the govt does not provide universal legal care and free food

10. Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
I am a patriot by trying to improve my country and I am not ashamed of doing so


11. And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
Not in my house! especially when there is a BK and McD just down the street



I don't think a president is president until someone writes one of these about them..
. :laugh:

In the end it is just how you look at things.
I want a President who follows the Constitution, esp the the 10th amendment
http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/20990.html

 

[LadyEagle]

Good job, SCB! :laugh:

 

[JustChristian]

This email would be funny if it weren't so sad....

You should witness to this person. They are obviously a non-believer if they consider Obama to be their Shephard.

 

[JamieinNH]

In the end it is just how you look at things.

This is true about most all things...

I want a President who follows the Constitution......

How's that been working over that last decade or so?

 

[JamieinNH]

Good job, SCB! :laugh:

Good job at what exactly? Stating the obvious? Don't everyone want a POTUS that protects the constitution? I will ask you the same question I asked him. How is that working for us for the last decade or so?

You guys want to point fingers, and play with "cute" emails people send you, but when someone like Obama is in office, the thing we SHOULD be doing is mounting up and readying ourselves to get him out of office as quickly as we can.

No one is looking at the next election, and then in a flash, he is there for a second term...

I guess that will just give you guys 4 more years to pound him...



Jamie
.... instead we could have done something... alas it was too late...

 

[OldRegular]

You should witness to this person. They are obviously a non-believer if they consider Obama to be their Shephard.

Then I am afraid the unbelievers outnumber the believers!:tear: :tear: :tear: :tear:

 

[LeBuick]

I think that describes the last 8 years fairly accurately...

 

[LeBuick]

In the end it is just how you look at things.
I want a President who follows the Constitution, esp the the 10th amendment
http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/20990.html

What part of this is he in violation of?

Amendment 10 - Powers of the States and People. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

 

[donnA]

I want a President who follows the Constitution

Not one who wants to ignore it, or to change it to suit himself.

 

[just-want-peace]

This is true about most all things...



How's that been working over that last decade or so?

I would expand this question as follows:

Q. How's that been working since Lincoln took office?

A. Not very well, with the constitution getting less & less relevant with each successive president. :tear:

 

[JustChristian]

Then I am afraid the unbelievers outnumber the believers!:tear: :tear: :tear: :tear:

I'm referring to non-believers in Jesus christ. If that's what you're talking about then we agree. It's Biblical.

 

[JustChristian]

Not one who wants to ignore it, or to change it to suit himself.

Agreed. Then how could you support Bush who trampled on many of our constitutional rights such as Habeas Corpus and the right to be safe from unlawful entry by the government without a search warrant?

 

[Bro. Curtis]

How can you support Obama when he won't reverse that policy ? How can you support Clinton, when he used that same policy to jail John Gotti ? How about Clinton's raid on Waco ? Was that constitutional ?

 

[abcgrad94]

when someone like Obama is in office, the thing we SHOULD be doing is mounting up and readying ourselves to get him out of office as quickly as we can.

No one is looking at the next election, and then in a flash, he is there for a second term...

Excellent point, Jamie. Let's hope we have better candidates to choose from in the next election.