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Obama Version of Psalm 23

righteousdude2

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Show Me....

Haha...I am not the first one this false, self-proclaimed prophet has threatened like this. Have at it.

Besides, anybody knows the old marketing adage..."There is no such thing as 'bad' publicity." :laugh:

Where I've made similar threats...I'd be interested in seeing who, and when, I threatened such action in the past. The ball's in your court, and the clock is ticking.
 

righteousdude2

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A Public Apology

To those who are reading the posts on this topic [thus far] and wondering how we can call ourselves Christian, I offer my most sincere apology. I wanted to share something I received earlier today from another brother in Christ, and to be honest, I personally thought the parody of the 23rd Psalm was rather funny, yet on point.

Since the post went up, I've been attacked by several members on this board who make a living out of assassinating the posts and character of other board members. For a while I thought I'd counter this attack, by attacking back,but, it has ended up making the board look anything but Christian.

It is not the intention of this member, or many other members of this board to slander and bring down one another or their views, but, like me, sometimes we get caught up in the heat of the moment.

So, I beg your forgiveness, and promise you that most of us on the board will not attack you, or your thoughts put forth in postings. I want to try to exhibit the life of Christ, yet today I failed to live up to that goal. I am sorry for attacking another person, or their character. My Mama once told me that if you cant say something "nice" about the other person, you should keep your mouth shut. So, MP, I am truly sorry for getting all "ugly" with you!

Still, there are people, as you can see, who are stirring for a fight, and enjoy belittling others and their thoughts put forth in posts. And while this should never be, unfortunately, the devil still gets the best of believers, and for this, I apologize to God, and my brothers and sisters. I am sorry for allowing a few "bad apples" to catch me up in their game of mean talk. For those looking in on this running battle on the first few pages, let me say that Christians are NOT perfect; just forgiven, and for that I am thankful!:godisgood:

In His Name, Shalom,

Pastor Paul
 

KenH

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Wait a minute Ken. Do you really think you will still be a Libertarian by 2012?

No doubt about it. I have been a libertarian and also a member of the Libertarian Party since 1980. And I have the membership card to prove it. :)

I have voted for the winning presidential candidate in the last three elections in order to be "relevant" and I have nothing to show for it. Phooey on being "relevant". I have had enough of being "relevant".
 

alatide

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Yes, alatide, we know that no one who supports Obama would spout such blasphemy. Oh, wait a minute, here are some scriptures from the Church of Obama.



And here is another



Like shooting fish in a barrel. :laugh:

Rev 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Rev 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and [from] the things which are written in this book.
 

righteousdude2

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Knock it OFF

Be careful MP if he wins part of the judgment against you might require you to read one of his books! :laugh:

It is not neccessary for you to continue to stir the pot after MP and I apologized to each other. What is your problem Snow? It would be great if you'd get a life and move on to the topic of the post.

Enough is enough!

Pastor Paul:type:
 

carpro

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To those who are reading the posts on this topic [thus far] and wondering how we can call ourselves Christian, I offer my most sincere apology. I wanted to share something I received earlier today from another brother in Christ, and to be honest, I personally thought the parody of the 23rd Psalm was rather funny, yet on point.

Since the post went up, I've been attacked by several members on this board who make a living out of assassinating the posts and character of other board members.

Most of us understand their real problem was the subject of the parody,Not any alledged misuse of scripture.

These are the same people that support the baby killer -in- chief. Where is their concern for scripture in that?
 

righteousdude2

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You Must Be....

Well dude, my problem is your constant meaningless ignorant postings. I have a life, but unfortunately I actually work for a living so my time here is limited.

Please don't threaten to sue me for telling the truth! :laugh:

Looking for a fight....and I am not about to take a bite from your "hateful" comments. Comments like those do translate to what is really in the heart of the person, who may make such thoughts publically.

So, in His Love, I forgive you. After all, you can't help it if you're the offspring of a hybrid between a horse and a donkey.:thumbsup:

Shalom,

Pastor Paul :type:
 
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Carico

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I don't want to offend any of you on this board, so let me apologize, if in any way the following offends you. However, I'm confident that many of you will see the tremendous humor within the parody of the RD Psalm. I know it made me laugh, and I hope it brings a smile to you as we ponder the not so certain future of this nation since Obama was elected POTUS.

Enjoy,

Pastor Paul/RD2 :type:


SALM 2009-2012: FIRST BOOK OF Barrack



OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADS ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORES MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICANS
HE GUIDES ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUN OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY, MISERY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

HOPEFLLY, SOME DEMOCRATS LIKE MYSELF WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.

BUT, STILL I REJOICE FOR I'M GLAD I'M A CONSERVATIVE,
AND I'M GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

However, IF I WERE BORN A DOG...
IT'D BE EVEN GREATER, IF OBAMA WERE A TREE.:laugh:
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Unfortunately, the secular world which rejects God can only put their faith in people like Obama. And unfortunately, Obama's lovin' it.
 

alatide

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Unfortunately, the secular world which rejects God can only put their faith in people like Obama. And unfortunately, Obama's lovin' it.

Unfortunately, there are people who put politics over their faith to the extent they would post a distorted passage of scripture to support their hatred of a president.
 

righteousdude2

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This is SO True!

Unfortunately, the secular world which rejects God can only put their faith in people like Obama. And unfortunately, Obama's lovin' it.

You are a very wise person. I can't understand why the general population has overlooked the obvious staring them square in their eyes.

Pastor Paul :type:
 
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