One liners...

[JohnDBaptiste]

Here's to making nostalgia a thing of the past...
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If the crime of racketeering was what it sounded like, John McEnroe would be in big trouble.
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I went to the dentist the other day, tried to get some bodywork done on my banged up car.
Ba dump bump

I went to the doctor the other day he said I am terminal, I give you six months...
I said I'd like a second opinion
He said okay, you're ugly too... that'll be $154.50
I said that'll be hard for me to come up with
He said okay, I'll give ya another six months
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[Sue-Ellen]

lol those a good ones! Always nice to start the day off with a morning laugh!

 

[tyndale1946]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water... Raaaaaaaaaaaaata tum pa dum...chee!... Brother Glen

 

[heisrisen]

Cheers to good clean humor!

 

[tyndale1946]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car... Raaaaaaaaaaaaata tum pa dum...chee!... Brother Glen