Only a lefty would think up something this stupid

[Revmitchell]

With both city and state officials in California bringing back draconian lockdown orders, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti apparently said, “Hold muh latte” and outdid them all. His office issued an order requiring “all persons living within the City of Los Angeles” to “remain in their homes,” and except for those involved in listed “essential” businesses and activities, it bans “all travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit.”

Yes, you read that right: he’s banning travel on foot. That means nobody’s allowed to go outside and take a walk. Because apparently, walking by yourself outdoors (or riding your bike through the park, or traveling in your own sealed car) is how the coronavirus spreads.

LA Mayor bans walking outside

 

[Roy]

Our president gets ridiculed and villified for everything he does anyway, so he should just go for broke at this stage of the game. Send in troops, incarcerate the mayor to the Guantanemo prison, and free the people. The citizens' rights to life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness are being crushed.

 

[Alofa Atu]

With both city and state officials in California bringing back draconian lockdown orders, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti apparently said, “Hold muh latte” and outdid them all. His office issued an order requiring “all persons living within the City of Los Angeles” to “remain in their homes,” and except for those involved in listed “essential” businesses and activities, it bans “all travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit.”

Yes, you read that right: he’s banning travel on foot

How about "hands and knees"? RELEASE TEH BABIES!!!

Or the Belly Flop:

Or the Booty Scoot:

Might be a little slow going at first, but:

Yet, even in California, along the coast, it'll still work:

If a mom can't even keep them in place, what will the govt. do?

 

[Alofa Atu]

With both city and state officials in California bringing back draconian lockdown orders, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti apparently said, “Hold muh latte” and outdid them all. His office issued an order requiring “all persons living within the City of Los Angeles” to “remain in their homes,” and except for those involved in listed “essential” businesses and activities, it bans “all travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit.”

Yes, you read that right: he’s banning travel on foo ...

What about an airdrop by Parachute? Is there any stipulation against that?

What about location to location Human Canonball?, we're pretty good with GPS these days.

What about Horse on Back?

Oh, I meant Horseback:

Personal Flying Machine?

Riding Lawnmower, surely these are not a hazard to health:

Wait, wait, wait, I know -- Dogsled:

Segway???, technically not a scooter:

We could borrow the footclan Module Drill and dig our way around:

No? Huh. How about a Motorized Wheelch~, er, um, Rickshaw!!!!1!

Oh, h ... e ... y ... I got it. Mechanized Gurney! It's Medical, approved by W.H.O., A.M.A., etc right?

 

[Alofa Atu]

With both city and state officials in California bringing back draconian lockdown orders, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti apparently said, “Hold muh latte” and outdid them all. His office issued an order requiring “all persons living within the City of Los Angeles” to “remain in their homes,” and except for those involved in listed “essential” businesses and activities, it bans “all travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit.”

Yes, you read that right: he’s banning travel on foot. ...

Walking on hands will build upper body strength, and strengthen the lungs, and if there is any coughing, it will be aimed downward to the ground:

How about Designated Healthcare worker Piggy Back Ride?

Dinosaur?

Hoverboards are still in style, right?

If not a riding Lawnmower, what about a furry Tractor?

Got it! The FINAL solution ...

 

[Totallyjewish travel]

The residents' privileges to life, freedom, and the quest for bliss are being squashed.
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